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10/3/08
Hot Cubs Fans
Don't Worry, The Cubs Still Have Plenty of "Talent"
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Needless to say, it's not looking real good for the Cubs right now. Being down 0-2 in a best-of-five series is never a good thing, but it's even worse when you're heading on the road. 

And while a short and disappointing conclusion for the Cubs' playoff hopes now seems all but inevitable, let's just remember one important thing. Despite all of the frustration and heartache that the Cubs bring to people, they somehow never disappoint when it comes to attractive fans.

So, in order to hopefully motivate the Cubs to get back to Chicago for a Game 5, let's remember what sets this team apart - talent. Although, not necessarily on the field.

First up, supermodels.



The Cubs are lucky enough to have probably the hottest woman on earth right now as a fan - Marisa Miller. She's even got great pitching form. And, I'd actually argue that she should have started in place of Ryan Dempster in Game 1. There's no way she would have walked as many people. Plus she a great stare down.




Moving on...



The Cubs also have the added advantage of having the supermodel body painting sector covered. From multiple angles.



They also have great pull in the celebrity crowd as well. All the way from A-list style celebrities like Shania Twain (that's admittedly probably a reach these days).



To B-list celebrities like Alyssa Milano. (Yes, I know she's a fan of many teams, and you might say, hasn't she dated half of the Dodgers squad? Yes, she has. But is she dating any of them right now? No. Advantage Cubs).



To C-list celebrities like Kellie Pickler.



To D-list (or is it F-list) celebrities, like Jenn Sterger.



They even manage to have people from the wrestling crowd. That's Maria Kanellis of the WWE below. I have no idea who she is, but I'm not complaining.




But maybe celebrities, supermodels and wrestling divas aren't what set the Cubs apart. Perhaps it's the average fans that set the Cubs apart. And by average, I mean well above average.


















 
 
So good luck Cubs. I suggest you keep your fans happy. But remember, even if you lose, it's not all that bad. These fans have somehow cheered you on despite your years of ineptitude. Although I'm not sure why.
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10/3/08
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This helped, but I'm still depressed thanks to this team...

10/3/08
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This helped, but I'm still depressed thanks to this team...

10/3/08
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SUPER

10/3/08
0
Big stars like Shania who worth hundreds of millions of dollars come and go as they please.
Shania is the biggest selling act in the last 15 years and is on  hiatus now but she will always be an A + mega celebrity all over the world.
Shania has the money and power to come and go as she pleases and when she come out with new music the whole world will watch like always.

10/3/08
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 I AM NOW FAN OF THE CUBS FANS

10/3/08
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I don't know, Marisa might be a bigger Braun fan than cubs fan...check it out: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bIjGGqY8V9A

 
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