You've probably heard the story this week about how Jason Giambi wears a special thong to get himself out of a hitting slump, and how he'll share it with his teammates that are also struggling at the plate. That's, uh, not something you should admit to anyone. Ever.
But don't think that just because you don't openly admit to wearing a thong you're safe. Take this game yesterday for instance, between Chile and France from the Under-20 Toulon Tournament in France. Some French player apparently subscribes to the Jason Giambi theory of nut-hugging undergarments equaling success.
Thankfully, his team lost 5-3. Just like the Yankees normally do.
Moral of the story: Never wear a thong. But then again, you probably knew that.
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