The Cubs didn't come away with a victory on the South Side Saturday afternoon, but they did manage to entertain. I guess because Fox Sports deems reading a lineup card to be too boring, they managed to get Matt Murton to spice it up by throwing in completely random individual nicknames.
Geovany "Possible rookie of the year and starting All-Star game catcher" Soto just rolls off the tongue doesn't it? Absolutely.
And if totally random nicknames being read off by Murton didn't do it for you, Kerry Wood managed get caught on camera giving the viewing audience the unprecedented two-gunned one finger salute.
[HT: The Big Lead, AA, and Hugging Harold Reynolds]
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