Kobe Bryant Wants To Get Drunk - Press Conference
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Kobe Can Apparently Drink Us All Under The Table

6/13/08 in NBA   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

There's only one way to respond to a loss as bad as the one the Lakers had last night. Hitting the bottle. Hard.

Vin Baker clearly approves.

But more seriously, do you really think Kobe can do 20 shots? I don't. My guess is he's totally hammered after 6.

Also, since we're talking about excessive drinking, that usually leads to wetting the bed. Naturally, Kobe's got that covered too.

I'm not sure where this ranks in terms of strange press conferences, but it's got to be somewhere up there. Good luck LA. Hopefully Kobe can get over that hangover in time for Game 5. Although it's not like it would matter much, he's been playing like he's hungover this whole series.

[HT: Brahsome for editing the press conference]
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6/14/08   |   Pat   |   5234 respect

I could definitely picture Kobe throwing back 20 shots in a night... only problem is, he'd miss his mouth on 15 of them.

6/13/08   |   WBKsports   |   366 respect

This is why Kobe should hang out with LaMar Odom during Pre-Game...I think "Weed" makes LaMar more paranoid, but it may just help Kobe see the game more efficiently...Drinking before games is a bit risky...

6/13/08   |   sullivangraham

i betcha he could slam 20 shots and then go to practice and shoot like shit for the next few days.

6/13/08   |   derms33   |   17653 respect

(Edited by derms33)

First of all I would like to post that there is no way in hell Kobe could outdrink me...and I think that with the way he was shooting last nite he had a few shots PRIOR to the game