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1/5/09
Kurt Warner Draws God
Kurt Warner Attempts To Draw God, Hilarity Ensues
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Kurt Warner's had quite a season for the Arizona Cardinals, and this weekend he helped lead them to their first playoff victory since God roamed the earth.

Anyway, I'll just get right to it. Someone, at some time, got Kurt Warner to draw a picture of what he thinks God looks like. Warner happily obliged, however, it didn't go real well.



As Rick Chandler at Deadspin notes, "God apparently resembles a homeless backpacker." Yes, or a dude heading to Burning Man. Although, on some level, Warner's picture is a little bit like the shroud of Turin - except with a backpack.

Warner, as you've probably already heard, said his God resembles Jesus a bit too much, and I'd have to agree. I usually picture God as a bit more like Santa.

Regardless, it's all right Kurt, God clearly intended for you to throw footballs, not draw.

That's good, but I asked you to draw Godzilla [KSK]
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Pengys-lyron wrote:
 I see - so it's alright if he insults my God (I was trying to make a point).  Just so I know what sort of standards you have, don't worry I'll stay away from you dorks in the future -

Matthew 5:39 - But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also

Your God said that.

Saying that God is a fictional character is an opinion. Whether it's wrong or right isn't my business. Calling someone's kid ugly, on the other hand, is a personal attack, and therefore violation of FanIQ's code of conduct. Them's the breaks.
 
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I know some Muslims who have killed for less.
 
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I'm no Picasso by far. I know better than to venture farther than the stick figure. Kurt should too.
 
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chicachericola wrote:
I'm no Picasso by far. I know better than to venture farther than the stick figure. Kurt should too.
It's probably good that you're no Picasso. He was a bit overrated, if you ask me.
 
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Pat wrote:
It's probably good that you're no Picasso. He was a bit overrated, if you ask me.


Touche.
 
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Funny stuff.  I love the Burning Man reference. 
 
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Picasso was the man.

I wonder if Warner can draw any other fictional characters?
 
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 Did some turd moderator scratch my post?  WTF
 
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Pengys-lyron wrote:
 Did some turd moderator scratch my post?  WTF

Yes. I did. For obvious reasons. And I'll scratch more, if you keep it up. Check your inbox shortly, and grow the hell up. Leave people's kids out of it, and discuss things like an adult.
 
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 I see - so it's alright if he insults my God (I was trying to make a point).  Just so I know what sort of standards you have, don't worry I'll stay away from you dorks in the future -
 
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Pengys-lyron wrote:
 I see - so it's alright if he insults my God (I was trying to make a point).  Just so I know what sort of standards you have, don't worry I'll stay away from you dorks in the future -

Matthew 5:39 - But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also

Your God said that.

Saying that God is a fictional character is an opinion. Whether it's wrong or right isn't my business. Calling someone's kid ugly, on the other hand, is a personal attack, and therefore violation of FanIQ's code of conduct. Them's the breaks.
 
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(Edited 01/06/09 12:06AM by Pat)
People are pretty sensitive when it comes to this topic....ill try to keep it UN-offensive to all............................... uh................
...... dam........ still nothing
 
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Pat wrote:
Matthew 5:39 - But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also

Your God said that.

Saying that God is a fictional character is an opinion. Whether it's wrong or right isn't my business. Calling someone's kid ugly, on the other hand, is a personal attack, and therefore violation of FanIQ's code of conduct. Them's the breaks.
Pat, I didn't know AMAZING GRACE had finally converted you, when did that happen?
 
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MarkTheShark wrote:
Pat, I didn't know AMAZING GRACE had finally converted you, when did that happen?
I'm just reminding this gentleman what he supposedly believes, since his initial response was horribly contradictory to his claims of faith.

What would Jesus do? I'm pretty sure he wouldn't make fun of someone's young child... but I'm just guessing.
 
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Seems to me Warner is a huge fan of the "Big Lewbowski"
 
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Pengys-lyron wrote:
 Did some turd moderator scratch my post?  WTF

Oh I see another 'christian' doing the christianly thing eh.  I would love to see the post about my kid you coward.  By the way, you proved my point. 
 
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Pat wrote:
Matthew 5:39 - But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also

Your God said that.

Saying that God is a fictional character is an opinion. Whether it's wrong or right isn't my business. Calling someone's kid ugly, on the other hand, is a personal attack, and therefore violation of FanIQ's code of conduct. Them's the breaks.
i don;t know exactly your faaaan iq.if you can help me.thank you
 
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Thankfully we weren't drawn in Kurt's image...would be nice if he could draw the Panthers defensive patterns
 
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Seems to me Warner is a huge fan of the "Big Lewbowski"

That was pq'd? Really? Pat you guys need to take another look at this pq system. It seems more of late that it's getting quite out of control.
 
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chicachericola wrote:
Seems to me Warner is a huge fan of the "Big Lewbowski"

That was pq'd? Really? Pat you guys need to take another look at this pq system. It seems more of late that it's getting quite out of control.
It's already in the works. Give it some time, and we'll have a better system in place shortly. I think most people agree with you on this one.
 
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(Edited 01/06/09 5:15PM by mystudio)
Pat wrote:
Matthew 5:39 - But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also

Your God said that.

Saying that God is a fictional character is an opinion. Whether it's wrong or right isn't my business. Calling someone's kid ugly, on the other hand, is a personal attack, and therefore violation of FanIQ's code of conduct. Them's the breaks.
Regardless of all that. Cardinals Rock.. Look at what some of our fans put together.  Go Big RED
http://www.mystudio.net/VideoHighRes.aspx?VideoId=15223
 
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someone's faith determine his/her character, and once you say something about it will confirm who you are...!!!
 
 
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