Kurt Warner's had quite a season for the Arizona Cardinals, and this weekend he helped lead them to their first playoff victory since God roamed the earth.
Anyway, I'll just get right to it. Someone, at some time, got Kurt Warner to draw a picture of what he thinks God looks like. Warner happily obliged, however, it didn't go real well.
As Rick Chandler at Deadspin notes, "God apparently resembles a homeless backpacker." Yes, or a dude heading to Burning Man. Although, on some level, Warner's picture is a little bit like the shroud of Turin - except with a backpack.
Warner, as you've probably already heard, said his God resembles Jesus a bit too much, and I'd have to agree. I usually picture God as a bit more like Santa.
Regardless, it's all right Kurt, God clearly intended for you to throw footballs, not draw.
That's good, but I asked you to draw Godzilla [KSK]
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