Occasionally when you're wandering around the internet, you stumble across things that defy explanation. This is one of those things.
Lingerie football, which has appeared a few times during Super Bowl halftimes on some random cable channel that I forget, is going big time in 2009. It'll have it's own league, known as the Lingerie Football League, and will have 10 teams.
Now, admittedly I just thought they planned to pull the hottest rejects from NFL cheerleader tryouts, but apparently I was wrong. The above video is a 40-yard dash time trial that was recently conducted by the league to assess the talent - naturally it was conducted in a parking lot. That's where the NFL Draft combine takes place too, right? I just hope everyone had to take the Wonderlic. Some of these girls might have wound up with a score that would make Mario Mannigham look like a genius.
Anyway, because it's clear that how fast these attractive women are makes a HUGE difference in how watchable this league will be - rather than their average chest size - here's a clip of the, uh, highlights of games past. Obviously, speed is