Mariah Carey Throws Out First Pitch In Japan

Worst. First Pitch. Ever.

5/29/08 in MLB   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

For whatever reason, presumably because people still like her in Japan, Mariah Carey threw out the first pitch for a game between the Yomiuri Giants and Rakten Eagles in Tokyo.

The pitch barely made it past her breasts.

I'd say she throws like a girl, but I think that would be an exaggerated compliment. The only person impressed with that pitch was Barry Zito.

Now for a real first pitch, there's never a bad time to look back at Marisa Miller's heat at Wrigley.

Thanks to Big League Stew for the laugh
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5/30/08   |   pta_0110

well, mariah's pitch for me isn't worst its just maybe bcuz her mind wasn't in the state of  being  in  the  baseball  field  but  thought that she was holding a microphone and giving to the audience to sin
g together with her,  its how i interpreted her way of throwing the ball and even how she walked.

5/29/08   |   Jon   |   5 respect

At least the mascots provide us with the answer to the question: "What would happen if Mr. Met & Chester Cheetah mated?"

5/29/08   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

Was that a tribute to her marriage to Tommy Matolla or to her screen gem Litter errrr Glitter?

5/29/08   |   beerstudk   |   1538 respect

This looks about 99% like the 1st pitch thrown out by Carl Lewis a few years ago.  I would somewhat expect a pitch like that from Mariah, but not from a Gold Metal winner in the Olympics.  It's close to the worst pitch ever, but since Carl Lewis did the same thing a couple years ago and he's an Olympian his is Officially the worst 1st pitch ever.

5/29/08   |   CUTiger92   |   3 respect

Poor girl...  Her jacket was zipped up too high which caused her arm to be constricted.  If she had just taken of off, I am sure that she would have thrown a strike...

5/29/08   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

By the way, Mariah barely beat the mayor of Cincinnati for worst pitch ever. Barely.

5/29/08   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I'd like to echo the main headline.