Wow, where do I even begin with this one? Courtesy of Kissing Suzy Kolber (via With Leather) comes this insanely awkward video of newly minted Falcons Matt Ryan and Sam Baker being sung to by the cast of Oklahoma! in Atlanta.
How many things are wrong with this setup? Almost too many to count, but let's rattle off some of the strange things that don't make any sense about this clip.
1. We have football players on the stage of a Broadway musical.
2. In all honesty, Ryan and Baker probably used to beat up theater majors for lunch money.
3. Not really sure who's promoting who here. Am I supposed to want to watch the Falcons after this, or another Rogers and Hammerstein musical?
4. They're just standing there.
5. They're being introduced to Atlanta with a serenade of Oklahoma's state song.
If your brain hurts something fierce after watching this, trust me, you're not the only one. Let's hope the Falcons season goes slightly better than this musical did. Although, I doubt that'll happen.