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Max Kellerman Was A Rapper? Unfortunately, Yes.

4/11/08 in Media   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect


Apparently this video has been up on YouTube for a while, and on some boxing forums, but it's new to me and probably to most people outside of the boxing community. It's Max Kellerman and his now departed brother, Sam, rapping (Sam was murdered with a hammer by a boxer known as The Harlem Hammer, seriously).

As for Max, he raps about as well as you'd expect a boxing analyst to rap - which is not well.
This is the one video they made called "Young Man Rumble."

Anyway, as for some background, Max and his brother formed perhaps the worst named rap group ever - "Max & Sam" - and were signed to Columbia Records in 1994. Which is sort of amazing when you think about it. I'm not sure who signed them, but my guess is whoever did doesn't work at Columbia anymore.

"I'm harassin' punks like Mike Tyson!"

No you're not, Max.
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9/27/09   |   fakeadvil

actually i heard a few quotables in there considering this is from the early 90s. both of them can flow and they're pretty good with the punchlines.

4/14/08   |   Scott Senay

3rd Base and House of Pain are not amused.
Also, gas face.

4/12/08   |   djazzycool1

I am too narcissistic not to comment, but too dumbfounded to come up with anything remotely clever. All I can think of is, "What the? Wow..."

4/11/08   |   soxfan90

Worse than PacMan Jones' rap?

4/11/08   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

Not as bad as I expected, but Max Kellerman is no MC Serch or Pete Nice.

4/11/08   |   Pat   |   5138 respect

"I'll beat you with just my left hand like Jim Abbott"

That's the versatility that brought Max to the top of the sports world. A boxing rap, and he throws in a great baseball reference. Genius, former "stat boy", genius.

4/11/08   |   Jubanator14   |   367 respect

His brother really looks like the kid from the movie "First Kid"