Members Of The NCAA Tournament Selection Committee Give The Most Awkward High Five Ever
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Someday People Will Finally Realize That Old White Guys Should Find An Alternative To The High Five

3/16/09 in NCAABB   |   Pat   |   5235 respect

We've covered this phenomenon before. The "Awkward High Five Syndrome". White guys everywhere suffer from it. Whether it's Cowboys fans who just can't get it right, Eagles owners who inadvertently slap their wife in the face, or little kids who are just left hanging, white people and high fives are a dangerous mix.

That being said, they're almost always still good for a laugh. And the number of laughs is directly proportionate to the age of the attempted high five participants. Fortunately in this case, that age is... well, really old.



These guys are apparently pretty excited after finally completing the selection process, and are ready to go have a few drinks in celebration of how they hosed St Mary's and Creighton. Old Guy #1 attempts to high five slightly younger Old Guy #2... or maybe he was trying to shake his hand. Either way, hilarity ensued.

Bottom line: leave it to the professionals. I'm not sure who the "professional high fivers" are, but it's safe to say that we can eliminate these guys right off the bat.
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3/17/09   |   pradeep_apoj

yo! yo! buddy

3/16/09   |   ChickenLady

Pat wrote:
In the instance that he is talking about, I think he's saying that young people look foolish because they fail to understand where to properly wear a pair of pants, and it looks flat out stupid.



The only thing that looks more retarded is when douchebags like Zac Efron try to sag in tight pants. Who the hell thought this was a good idea? I mean... besides this idiot.


The only thing funnier than this is to see these guys running while holding up their pants.

3/16/09   |   njstixx

Yeah, I've been going fist bump a hellava lot more often these days.......except for the ladies where I'll use the occasional chest bump....

3/16/09   |   eLa_MAe_O   |   1676 respect

Pat wrote:
In the instance that he is talking about, I think he's saying that young people look foolish because they fail to understand where to properly wear a pair of pants, and it looks flat out stupid.



The only thing that looks more retarded is when douchebags like Zac Efron try to sag in tight pants. Who the hell thought this was a good idea? I mean... besides this idiot.


i cant really argue with that logic.  and didnt u pick the most flattering pic of zac effron?? i honestly didnt know if he was wering tights, had shirt tucked in, or was acctually that stupid 
and yes, the guy do were there pants way to low these days, dont know why anyone thinks its cool.

3/16/09   |   Pat   |   5235 respect

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
the reason the young guys look funny to u is becaus they invented a whole new style that u dont dance.  the reason the old guys look funny is becaus they can hardly move anymore.  HUGE difference

In the instance that he is talking about, I think he's saying that young people look foolish because they fail to understand where to properly wear a pair of pants, and it looks flat out stupid.



The only thing that looks more retarded is when douchebags like Zac Efron try to sag in tight pants. Who the hell thought this was a good idea? I mean... besides this idiot.


3/16/09   |   eLa_MAe_O   |   1676 respect

wrote:
It is pretty funny to watch the dumb s..t young dudes do too.
Why do young people think they are above looking foolish...........remember "saggin"

the reason the young guys look funny to u is becaus they invented a whole new style that u dont dance.  the reason the old guys look funny is becaus they can hardly move anymore.  HUGE difference

3/16/09   |   texaslady777

Just give it up already..there are some things people should not even attemp. Hmmm and these are the guys on the selection commitee...

3/16/09   |   JKB37   |   2409 respect

I like that they always realize the awkwardness and lean in for an infinitly more awkward hug, or lean, or something..  The whole thing is almost unbareable to watch.

3/16/09   |   eLa_MAe_O   |   1676 respect

wow.  im speachless.

3/16/09   |   keppieboy   |   158 respect

 DWEEBS

3/16/09   |     |   1 respect

LOL its funny when a old dude tries to be kool......

3/16/09   |   Brendanc8504

haha, great artical pat.

High Five!.............no?................anyone?!?!?!

3/16/09   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

JKB37 wrote:
FAIL!

FAIL squared

3/16/09   |   JKB37   |   2409 respect

FAIL!

3/16/09   |   drn0iswatr   |   731 respect

 that was painful...