Mike Tyson and Cannes. Those are two things that should probably never go together, but this past weekend that's exactly what happened. Tyson was in Cannes promoting the new documentary about his life along with director James Toback.

The movie, entitled "Tyson", basically treats Tyson as a tragic but noble figure, or at least that's what all the reviews say about it.

Yes, that would be the same noble man who once proclaimed he wanted to eat Lennox Lewis' heart and bit off Evander Holyfield's ear. Tragic, noble, and hungry. Real hungry.

But that said, Tyson has definitely mellowed over the years. And unfortunately, he's no longer giving ridiculous interviews. But fear not, we have a pretty NSFW video which gives you the other side of Tyson. The not-so-noble, not-so-tragic figure. Man, I miss the old Mike. He was awesome.