Paul Davis On Millionaire Matchmaker
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Paul Davis And His Stellar Personality Star On Millionaire Matchmaker

4/3/09 in NBA   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I think we all assume that every pro athlete can simply walk into clubs and get any woman they want. This, surprisingly, is not true. Take Paul Davis, who's a former Michigan State Spartan and now a former Clipper (he was was just cut in January). Davis has the personality of a piece of cardboard, yet wants a 10. Should be pretty easy since he lives in LA and has money, but not so. So what does he do? He appears on Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker. Ah, sheer comedy gold.

Naturally, they set Paul up with a girl - Kimmy - who's a one woman pep-squad. Nothing could possibly make this woman upset, not even Davis ordering her to clean up his apartment after beating her in bowling (smooth move, Paul).


Of course, Kimmy had an awesome time, but something tells me she has an awesome time doing just about anything, including cleaning latrine ditches. Clearly, these two were made for each other.

Paul Davis needs some Millionaire Matchmaking [Deadspin]
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4/3/09   |   gobigblue1960   |   4803 respect

I love the Millionaire Matchmaker show...Paul Davis will probably be taking her to the Final Four this weekend.."all expenses paid". I'm sure she will go willingly.

4/3/09   |   derms33   |   17642 respect

I didn't even know he was.  But I gotta think that whole "Millionaire" thing will help him land a mate

4/3/09   |   keppieboy   |   158 respect

 Oh my this just sucks

4/3/09   |   DigitalSquire   |   1 respect

raptrbreth wrote:
The show is a perfect example of the downfall of society.

I think this is all Reality TV.

4/3/09   |   kantwistaye   |   4210 respect

Paul Davis was a gigantic and worthless douche when he was MSU, so I can't say I'm too surprised.

4/3/09   |   raptrbreth   |   19 respect

The show is a perfect example of the downfall of society.

4/3/09   |   dumpsterdave6   |   1 respect

This chick is so ready to give the "perfect cheer".

4/3/09   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

drn0iswatr wrote:
 my favorite is the lady saying he has no personality. This is coming from a woman who when being referred by friends to other men gets the "She has a great personality" because she looks like a man-child. 

I think "man-child" would be being kind. WOOF!

4/3/09   |   drn0iswatr   |   731 respect

 my favorite is the lady saying he has no personality. This is coming from a woman who when being referred by friends to other men gets the "She has a great personality" because she looks like a man-child. 

4/3/09   |   CMor25

Though there is a lot to be funny in this article, but I think the funniest part is that he was cut by the Clippers!  How bad do you have to be to get cut by Dunleavy?