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4/3/09
Paul Davis On Millionaire Matchmaker
Paul Davis And His Stellar Personality Star On Millionaire Matchmaker
I think we all assume that every pro athlete can simply walk into clubs and get any woman they want. This, surprisingly, is not true. Take Paul Davis, who's a former Michigan State Spartan and now a former Clipper (he was was just cut in January). Davis has the personality of a piece of cardboard, yet wants a 10. Should be pretty easy since he lives in LA and has money, but not so. So what does he do? He appears on Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker. Ah, sheer comedy gold.

Naturally, they set Paul up with a girl - Kimmy - who's a one woman pep-squad. Nothing could possibly make this woman upset, not even Davis ordering her to clean up his apartment after beating her in bowling (smooth move, Paul).


Of course, Kimmy had an awesome time, but something tells me she has an awesome time doing just about anything, including cleaning latrine ditches. Clearly, these two were made for each other.

Paul Davis needs some Millionaire Matchmaking [Deadspin]
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4/3/09
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Though there is a lot to be funny in this article, but I think the funniest part is that he was cut by the Clippers!  How bad do you have to be to get cut by Dunleavy?

4/3/09
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Though there is a lot to be funny in this article, but I think the funniest part is that he was cut by the Clippers!  How bad do you have to be to get cut by Dunleavy?

4/3/09
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 my favorite is the lady saying he has no personality. This is coming from a woman who when being referred by friends to other men gets the "She has a great personality" because she looks like a man-child. 

4/3/09
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drn0iswatr wrote:
 my favorite is the lady saying he has no personality. This is coming from a woman who when being referred by friends to other men gets the "She has a great personality" because she looks like a man-child. 
I think "man-child" would be being kind. WOOF!

4/3/09
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This chick is so ready to give the "perfect cheer".

4/3/09
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The show is a perfect example of the downfall of society.

4/3/09
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Paul Davis was a gigantic and worthless douche when he was MSU, so I can't say I'm too surprised.

4/3/09
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raptrbreth wrote:
The show is a perfect example of the downfall of society.
I think this is all Reality TV.

4/3/09
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 Oh my this just sucks

4/3/09
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I didn't even know he was.  But I gotta think that whole "Millionaire" thing will help him land a mate

4/3/09
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I love the Millionaire Matchmaker show...Paul Davis will probably be taking her to the Final Four this weekend.."all expenses paid". I'm sure she will go willingly.

 
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