Preakness Urinal Run Ends With The Termination Of Pimlico's BYOB Policy

Shed A Tear Everyone. The Great Urinal Run At The Preakness Is No More.

5/15/09 in Horse Racing   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

After last year's Preakness, word broke that Pimlico was going to do the unthinkable, they were going to disallow patrons who attended the event from bringing in their own beer.

Now, at first, you're probably saying to yourselves, so what? What do the snooty bastards in the stands with their million dollar horses need to bring their own beer in for?

Ah, but you see friends, the infield - not the stands - is where the action is always at. That's where the debauchery and depravity happens. And it's where the great Preakness Urinal Run was born. If you don't know what the Urinal Run is, it's quite simple. You get up on top of a row of urinals, and you dash across them as quickly as possible while people throw (oftentimes full) beer cans at you. Observe:

Is it ridiculous? Of course. Is it stupid? Oh, it's beyond stupid. But it is tradition. And now, it will be no more.

Pimlico has officially canned it's BYOB policy. You will now only be able to get beer at the track in plastic cups. And that's not going over well with people.

Ticket sales are already down 15% (which could be due to the economy I guess) even though Pimlico will be bringing in ZZ Top (they're still alive?) to perform this year.

I am devastated, and I know gearhead is too. Nothing beats dodging beer cans while watching horses race.

So, in one last tribute, I give you this great picture montage.

Don't worry, he lived. But the BYOB policy did not.

Farewell old friend, farewell.

Reigning in the revelry at the Preakness Stakes [NY Times]
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5/15/09   |   BluDevil   |   618 respect

My god. My only regret is now that I didn't get to attend the Preakness while this was still happening.

5/15/09   |   eLa_MAe_O   |   1676 respect

haha u americans have alot of porta potties in one place  :P 
i see no reason for this to be band!!!  it looks like fun :D

5/15/09   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Heyhey1970 wrote:
At least they still have ZZ Top.  I guess Survivor and REO Speedwagon were unavailable.

Kansas and Eddie Money were unavailable as well.

5/15/09   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Brendanc8504 wrote:
I hate when people piss all over tradition


5/15/09   |   Heyhey1970   |   194 respect

At least they still have ZZ Top.  I guess Survivor and REO Speedwagon were unavailable.

5/15/09   |   drn0iswatr   |   731 respect

 if you can dodge a beer, you can dodge a ball. 

5/15/09   |   Brendanc8504

I hate when people piss all over tradition