Pro Basketball Cheerleaders: America Vs Europe
US: Probably the one area I wish we didn't excel at. But excel at it we do. By the way, I think I saw this woman on 3rd and Mission at 4am last weekend.
EUROPE: Actually takes the classier route and just goes with the belly-dancer look. It says, "I'll dance for money, but that's it."
EDGE: Europe, by far.
EXCESSIVE BODY ENHANCEMENTS
US: Again an area we dominate, as evidenced by this Miami Heat cheerleader. Judging by her brown roots and, uh, not-really-natural chest, she was probably a less than ample brunette at some point in time. She also gets bonus points for hitting the tanning salon. She's just a nose job away from completing the cycle.
EUROPE: Cheerleaders there don't seem to be quite as in to the Barbieization of themselves, so instead of excessive body enhancements, how about excessively weird outfits?
US: We train our cheerleaders to hit half court shots.
EUROPE: They balance a woman doing a splits on poles while wearing some kind of skinned animal. Oh, and they also dunk themselves occasionally.
EDGE: Dunking yourself is pretty cool, so Europe.