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Pro Basketball Cheerleaders: America Vs Europe

1/4/09 in NBA   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

RESEMBLING A STRIPPER (OR SOMETHING WORSE)



US:
Probably the one area I wish we didn't excel at. But excel at it we do. By the way, I think I saw this woman on 3rd and Mission at 4am last weekend.




EUROPE:
Actually takes the classier route and just goes with the belly-dancer look. It says, "I'll dance for money, but that's it."

EDGE: Europe, by far.


EXCESSIVE BODY ENHANCEMENTS




US:
Again an area we dominate, as evidenced by this Miami Heat cheerleader. Judging by her brown roots and, uh, not-really-natural chest, she was probably a less than ample brunette at some point in time. She also gets bonus points for hitting the tanning salon. She's just a nose job away from completing the cycle.




EUROPE:
Cheerleaders there don't seem to be quite as in to the Barbieization of themselves, so instead of excessive body enhancements, how about excessively weird outfits?

EDGE: US


ADDITIONAL SKILLS



US:
We train our cheerleaders to hit half court shots.





EUROPE:
They balance a woman doing a splits on poles while wearing some kind of skinned animal. Oh, and they also dunk themselves occasionally.



EDGE: Dunking yourself is pretty cool, so Europe.
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1/26/09   |   chrisk67

 Um....is it me or in the picture with the Suns Cheerleaders....is a little to much showing for? Do you see what I see (green boots?) I like it, wish the pic was bigger.

1/12/09   |   spankyc14   |   14 respect

(Edited by spankyc14)

Speaking of which, why aren't there cheerleaders in the Olympics?  Clearly somebody needs to come up with a venue for an international cheerleading competition of some kind.  Let's start out with the FIBA world championships.

4/6/08   |   Keeter   |   92 respect

You know.....I think if you look closely enough at the Sun-ette (top pic) on the lower right, I believe you'll see more than just the camel's "toe" (so to speak........)       

4/6/08   |   NittanyJon   |   246 respect

The video from the Greek League was classic. The car horn noises from the crowd was too obnoxious.  

4/5/08   |   peter1

Click and then scroll down for some crooked noses to browse through...

http://www.union.olimpija.com/15/17/ 

Or google any professional teams in Poland...easily the best of the best...

http://www.azs.koszalin.pl/azs_foto.php?g=34&f=791

http://www.prokom.trefl.com.pl/index2.php?page=che

Don't take this like a Chris Farley/O'Doyle from Billy Madison comment, but they don't have BO...I know from personal experience.

4/4/08   |   peter1

You have obviously never attended a basketball game in: Poland, Czech Republic, Slovenia, Russia, or the Ukraine.  The argument is like comparing the most beautiful, natural girls from the neighborhood(who are friendly, will accompany you on a night out, and quite possibly also escort you home) with a bunch of Dr. 90210 patients who THINK they can dance, who THINK they're hot,  and who BELIEVE they should be treated like royalty.  An American cheerleader will never cook you dinner.  A Polish cheerleader will serve it to you naked.