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Sarah Spain Has A Solution To The Cubs' Postseason Problems: Nail Steve Bartman
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Who Does Sarah Spain Have To Screw Around Here To Get The Cubs A World Series Ring?
by Pat
10/10/08

Once again, the Cubbies have assumed their role as the lovable losers. While some fans are frustrated and depressed, one fan is taking initiative, and trying a new strategy to help break the Cubs' century-long futility streak.

Sarah Spain is basically Chicago's Jenn Sterger, except a little more talented, and she's actually pretty funny. She has a history of doing pretty much anything sports-related for attention (or free stuff), including auctioning herself off as a date for free Super Bowl tickets. She has reported on spring training for the Cubs, has appeared in several newspapers, and has even starred in some... ummm... quality movies. She posts some entertaining videos here, and here is the most recent one for your viewing enjoyment, in which she sings about her plan to reverse the Cubs' century long curse of ineptitude:


There's really no telling whether or not her plan will work, but I'm sure Bartman has no complaints. This is probably the only opportunity he has had to get any since... well... 2003.

If you want to see more of Sarah, check out her myspace page. Or her website, where you can visit her website for pics, videos, her resume, and even an option to contact her.

As a fun departure note, you can also check out this great video of a guy taking a kick in the balls for White Sox tickets. This is an excellent idea, and I think I'm going to go into the Bronx with a similar offer for Yankees tickets. This chick is priceless.


Sarah Spain is F***ing Steve Bartman [Home Run Derby]

FanIQ Says... (54)
Who jinxed the Cubs?
The curse continues...
46% the billy goat
19% Steve Bartman
35% Sarah Spain
Asked by: ChristiSunshine
Asked 10/10/08



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irbe38 wrote:
Oh just to let you all know I was threatened with suspension by Jess. I guess it's O.K. for Moderators and writers to say what they want and do things to hurt people, but don't dare stick up for yourself. So if you don't see me again, you'll all know why.
For the record, the note I sent to you was because of the personal attacks in your comment above. As you and everyone else on the site know, that's not allowed here. I've sent similar letters to many people for calling names and using profanities against others on the site; regardless of "status". This has nothing to do with Pat being a moderator - if you left the same message to anyone else on the site it would have warranted the same letter.

As for the article; I'm not seeing the problem here. Maybe you and Pat have issues in other areas of the site but this is an article about Sarah Spa