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10/10/08
Sarah Spain Has A Solution To The Cubs' Postseason Problems: Nail Steve Bartman
Who Does Sarah Spain Have To Screw Around Here To Get The Cubs A World Series Ring?
Once again, the Cubbies have assumed their role as the lovable losers. While some fans are frustrated and depressed, one fan is taking initiative, and trying a new strategy to help break the Cubs' century-long futility streak.

Sarah Spain is basically Chicago's Jenn Sterger, except a little more talented, and she's actually pretty funny. She has a history of doing pretty much anything sports-related for attention (or free stuff), including auctioning herself off as a date for free Super Bowl tickets. She has reported on spring training for the Cubs, has appeared in several newspapers, and has even starred in some... ummm... quality movies. She posts some entertaining videos here, and here is the most recent one for your viewing enjoyment, in which she sings about her plan to reverse the Cubs' century long curse of ineptitude:


There's really no telling whether or not her plan will work, but I'm sure Bartman has no complaints. This is probably the only opportunity he has had to get any since... well... 2003.

If you want to see more of Sarah, check out her myspace page. Or her website, where you can visit her website for pics, videos, her resume, and even an option to contact her.

As a fun departure note, you can also check out this great video of a guy taking a kick in the balls for White Sox tickets. This is an excellent idea, and I think I'm going to go into the Bronx with a similar offer for Yankees tickets. This chick is priceless.


Sarah Spain is F***ing Steve Bartman [Home Run Derby]
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10/10/08
25
For the record, the note I sent to you was because of the personal attacks in your comment above. As you and everyone else on the site know, that's not allowed here. I've sent similar letters to many people for calling names and using profanities against others on the site; regardless of "status". This has nothing to do with Pat being a moderator - if you left the same message to anyone else on the site it would have warranted the same letter.

As for the article; I'm not seeing the problem here. Maybe you and Pat have issues in other areas of the site but this is an article about Sarah Spain and a video that she posted yesterday and you're the one making it about you. People like Sarah Spain are always making the front page - she's big news in the sports world.

10/10/08
6
 she almost makes me want to be a cub fan...almost....

i'll have to look for another reason to make the cubs #2

10/10/08
7
OMG!!! She looks just like, well, dang it!!!

10/10/08
6
ding ding ding!!! And the winner is...

10/10/08
6
The plane has landed...

10/10/08
8
Well I was always aware that irbe38 was using Spain's picture, but i don't think irbe38 is Spain. In fact, I'd bet my life on it.

10/10/08
0

10/10/08
6
(Edited by kteacher)
Raven73 wrote:
OMG!!! She looks just like, well, dang it!!!
I am with you on that one!

I think I will be changing my photo as well. lol No Chicago rooting ladies for me. I will have to search for someone else. lol

10/10/08
3
not so funny

10/10/08
7
(Edited by Michael G)
can't pq me now

10/10/08
24
I hope nobody confuses me for Joe Montana and Jerry Rice or I'm in deep doo-doo...

10/10/08
7
 allright who pq'd me???....that's 3 times today

10/10/08
12
 Look on the bright side people, it's been 3 months or so to even get a page to turn to post a comment without giving up, and now we can yell at each other, so at least  (apprehensive) the site is working

10/10/08
9
I'd say in order to break the curse, all Cubs fans have to do is stop blaming their problems on a STUPID CURSE that doesn't exist.  The whole Irbe's picture thing...who cares?  Guess what, I'm not really Albert Pujols, even though I have his picture up for my profile.  I just have instructions from my school district not to have personal webpages that people can get ahold of, so I'm at least keeping my picture off of here.  Maybe Irbe has her own reasons...

10/10/08
1
By the way, it looked like she missed a little high on the kick in the balls.  I'd definitely get kicked in the pelvis for free tickets.

10/10/08
12
 This is all ridiculous from where I'm sitting, I'd hate to see Madison leave the site for this reason, her polls are great and she's articulate, a bit stubborn but on a site surrounded by us men what should we expect, this is another poll that got out of hand

10/10/08
1
Michael G wrote:
 allright who pq'd me???....that's 3 times today
You just about begged for those 3 PQs there, Michael.

10/10/08
5
This is priceless...oh and to "Madison" or irbe or whoever you (really) are, lighten up!

10/10/08
8
Michael G wrote:
 allright who pq'd me???....that's 3 times today
Ms. Spain

10/10/08
25
For the record, the note I sent to you was because of the personal attacks in your comment above. As you and everyone else on the site know, that's not allowed here. I've sent similar letters to many people for calling names and using profanities against others on the site; regardless of "status". This has nothing to do with Pat being a moderator - if you left the same message to anyone else on the site it would have warranted the same letter.

As for the article; I'm not seeing the problem here. Maybe you and Pat have issues in other areas of the site but this is an article about Sarah Spain and a video that she posted yesterday and you're the one making it about you. People like Sarah Spain are always making the front page - she's big news in the sports world.

10/10/08
8
Jess wrote:
For the record, the note I sent to you was because of the personal attacks in your comment above. As you and everyone else on the site know, that's not allowed here. I've sent similar letters to many people for calling names and using profanities against others on the site; regardless of "status". This has nothing to do with Pat being a moderator - if you left the same message to anyone else on the site it would have warranted the same letter.

As for the article; I'm not seeing the problem here. Maybe you and Pat have issues in other areas of the site but this is an article about Sarah Spain and a video that she posted yesterday and you're the one making it about you. People like Sarah Spain are always making the front page - she's big news in the sports world.
clap3 smileys

10/10/08
1
kramer wrote:
You just about begged for those 3 PQs there, Michael.
 yeah, but it was 3 different polls....lets get PQ counter  rollin. I think I have 6 now

10/10/08
2
(Edited by Raven73)
kramer wrote:
You just about begged for those 3 PQs there, Michael.
  Read my profile caption, kinda sums this up......oh by the way I pq'd  you for being a  di*k (can we say di*k?)

10/10/08
7
Am I the only one how's never heard of Sarah Spain ??

10/10/08
8
Michael G wrote:
  Read my profile caption, kinda sums this up......oh by the way I pq'd  you for being a  di*k (can we say di*k?)
In the context you used it? No...thus the edit.

10/10/08
2
kisschris wrote:
Am I the only one how's never heard of Sarah Spain ??
Trust me, you want to keep it that way.

10/10/08
6
I would totally win that kicking contest, by the way.

10/10/08
7
That's the thing, no Mod has EVER bashed or threatened her or anyone for that matter. There has been disagreement at times, but we are not "out to get anybody". Give me a break. I don't have time to sit by my computer waiting for someone to respond so I can "get them". 3rd grade was 25 years ago.

10/10/08
7
I think it was handled poorly on both ends... Don't pretend Pat, I feel that was a bit underhanded and sneaky...you knew what to do....Madison I feel your attack was way harsh on Pat and not professional, but perhaps there are some missing pieces... (Madison's post has been deleted for the hearing impaired) I respect both of you and usually look forward to your polls and comments, so....anyways....boooooo

10/10/08
6
Michael G wrote:
I think it was handled poorly on both ends... Don't pretend Pat, I feel that was a bit underhanded and sneaky...you knew what to do....Madison I feel your attack was way harsh on Pat and not professional, but perhaps there are some missing pieces... (Madison's post has been deleted for the hearing impaired) I respect both of you and usually look forward to your polls and comments, so....anyways....boooooo
What did I do that was underhanded and sneaky? I still don't understand what all the fuss is about. I'm also wondering why Home Run Derby isn't getting the same backlash as well...

10/10/08
3
Michael G wrote:
I think it was handled poorly on both ends... Don't pretend Pat, I feel that was a bit underhanded and sneaky...you knew what to do....Madison I feel your attack was way harsh on Pat and not professional, but perhaps there are some missing pieces... (Madison's post has been deleted for the hearing impaired) I respect both of you and usually look forward to your polls and comments, so....anyways....boooooo
It was Renegade in the 2nd comment that brought up Madison's name, from there everyone else drew their own conclusions.....

10/10/08
3
I have never seen him call you names and there is no such rule or conduct code about negative comments. Show some proof right here, right now. If you can't, end it.

10/10/08
8
(Edited by MrNFL)
This sums up this thread.

10/10/08
8
"Pat's article was clearly an attack on me, otherwise why is my profile pic front and center?"

I posted a picture of Sarah Spain, the woman about whom the article is about. It's a picture of an attractive woman, with a beer, at a baseball game. Those are things that many people on this site are interested in.

I don't understand how this could be seen as an attack.

10/10/08
7
There are plenty of women that are on here that are taken seriously, I you really want to I compile a list for you.....Look at what you are saying and how you react to things, and you wonder why nobody takes you seriously. I don't think you take your own self seriously. I mean geeze, even in your profile pic, you were playing off as someone your not.

10/10/08
10
(Edited by Michael G)
 Pat, you posted a picture of a very known Faniq user on the homepage, most of us thought that was her, not a big deal, we all have sports figures on our profiles, but her's was not a known face (and I believe you knew that) ...so when the rest of us saw the blog (on the front page)....we said why is Madison on the blog..and read the story  and said ok......no biggie....but alot of us said negative things (me included) which most were ment as jokes not to harm) which is ridiculous  because half the guys on here have hot chicks as their profile pic (why is that? do us guys think that's them?....we do until we check their profile and go ewwww...) bottom line..I think you know what your doing.....

10/10/08
1
MrNFL wrote:
This sums up this thread.


10/10/08
11
"Pat, you posted a picture of a very known Faniq user on the homepage"

Umm... no I didn't. I posted a picture of Sarah Spain, which I had gotten from her MySpace profile. And the reason I did so was quite simple: The article was about (drumroll please...) Sarah Spain, the woman in the picture.

10/10/08
10
Pat wrote:
"Pat, you posted a picture of a very known Faniq user on the homepage"

Umm... no I didn't. I posted a picture of Sarah Spain, which I had gotten from her MySpace profile. And the reason I did so was quite simple: The article was about (drumroll please...) Sarah Spain, the woman in the picture.
 And I think you had a beef with Madison and did it on purpose...because it would cause this problem....I hope you know you're not fooling anybody...not cool dude

10/10/08
5
 no, but it did remind me of your capabalities of imbecile..keep up the good work 

10/10/08
6
理解していてください今不平を言いますか

10/10/08
8
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAH, Pat's out to get me!"  Grow up.  If you're really 40 years old, seriously...GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!  Nobody on this site is out to get you.  You're obviously not Sarah Spain.  You used her as your profile picture, and now because Pat posted an article about the woman who you have AS YOUR FAKE PROFILE PICTURE, you have the nerve to throw a hissy fit and tell everyone that the moderators are out to get you.  Give me a freakin' break, Madison, if that's even your real name!  If you'd like to know, I've even gotten messages from Jess telling me to tone it down.  Don't make this some personal vendetta against you, that's moronic and childish.

10/10/08
5
(Edited by JrCanuckFan)
kisschris wrote:
Am I the only one how's never heard of Sarah Spain ??
No, Chris, I'm in the DARK here too......I read the rest of the posts, and I'm still in the dark...seems like a hatefest to me! 

10/14/08
4
Anthonyg7575 wrote:
I have never seen him call you names and there is no such rule or conduct code about negative comments. Show some proof right here, right now. If you can't, end it.
Yeah, we REALLY DIDN'T expect you to defend Pat on this, being a fellow Moderator.  What I also noticed is that, although Madison's article (and all it comments, including the ones your French police deleted for fear of disagreement with the ESTABLISHMENT) has been deleted, while the original article that started the contraversy (written by YOUR moderator) is still receiving comments!

Wow, imagine that!

10/14/08
3
Jess wrote:
For the record, the note I sent to you was because of the personal attacks in your comment above. As you and everyone else on the site know, that's not allowed here. I've sent similar letters to many people for calling names and using profanities against others on the site; regardless of "status". This has nothing to do with Pat being a moderator - if you left the same message to anyone else on the site it would have warranted the same letter.

As for the article; I'm not seeing the problem here. Maybe you and Pat have issues in other areas of the site but this is an article about Sarah Spain and a video that she posted yesterday and you're the one making it about you. People like Sarah Spain are always making the front page - she's big news in the sports world.
Yeah, we REALLY DIDN'T expect you to defend Pat on this, being a fellow Moderator.  What I also noticed is that, although Madison's article (and all it comments, including the ones your French police deleted for fear of disagreement with the ESTABLISHMENT) has been deleted, while the original article that started the contraversy (written by YOUR moderator) is still receiving comments!

Wow, imagine that!

10/14/08
1
The above comment was meant for Jess, not Anthony. I apologize to anyone who got confused (in case it matters). 

10/14/08
5
(Edited by Anthonyg7575)
It is a sports site, with a sports bar atmosphere. When you are in a sports bar you're not always talking sports. There are people that stick with just the sports, there are some people that just hang in the locker room, and there are members that choose to do both.....personal preference.

10/24/08
3
Just for the record my avatar isn't me. It is actually a former Cubs player (which I am not). I just thought the picture was cool. I am a pudgy middle aged woman with gray hair and two jobs who loves baseball and the chicago cubs.

10/24/08
8
kisschris wrote:
Am I the only one how's never heard of Sarah Spain ??
I haven't either, but I'd like to introduce myself. "Hi, my name is Steve Bartman."

10/24/08
5
TheRealScore wrote:
I haven't either, but I'd like to introduce myself. "Hi, my name is Steve Bartman."
LOL I meant to give you a funny. These stinkin' buttons are too small

10/24/08
8
Jess wrote:
LOL I meant to give you a funny. These stinkin' buttons are too small
I think you should go to the improvement board and ask for bigger buttons.

10/24/08
11
TheRealScore wrote:
I think you should go to the improvement board and ask for bigger buttons.
She IS the "Improvement Board"

10/24/08
8
Raven73 wrote:
She IS the "Improvement Board"
As the newbie says, "Open mouth, insert foot."  Gee Stan, I think I learned something today.

10/24/08
7
TheRealScore wrote:
As the newbie says, "Open mouth, insert foot."  Gee Stan, I think I learned something today.
Well... at least you told the right person. Good suggestion, in all seriousness.

10/24/08
7
Exactly - and I do think that there's a revamp in the works of these buttons anyway - not just the size ;)

10/25/08
3
Jess,  you ONCE said you wanted to be notified of offensive material.  Wave your mouse over the comment I am replying to.

The decision is yours:  Force deletion of this comment, or prove your critics right! 

10/25/08
1
cowboysfan777 wrote:
Jess,  you ONCE said you wanted to be notified of offensive material.  Wave your mouse over the comment I am replying to.

The decision is yours:  Force deletion of this comment, or prove your critics right! 
Please point out the offensive part of that comment.

10/25/08
4
Pat wrote:
Please point out the offensive part of that comment.
Uh, click on it.

10/25/08
1
Raven73 wrote:
Uh, click on it.
Gross, yeah. But offensive? I'm not seeing it.

10/26/08
2
Pat wrote:
Gross, yeah. But offensive? I'm not seeing it.

Unless you changed YOUR name to Jess, you REALLY NEED to stay out of this conversation!  REALLY! 

You got your way, now I REALLY suggest you stay out of mine!  Perhaps it is your total ignorance that is blinding you to the offensiveness of the comment.  Next time you think a comment isnt so offensive, try picturing one of your clique members as the butt of the joke.  How offensive will it be then, Mr. Moderator Supreme?


10/26/08
5
cowboysfan777 wrote:

Unless you changed YOUR name to Jess, you REALLY NEED to stay out of this conversation!  REALLY! 

You got your way, now I REALLY suggest you stay out of mine!  Perhaps it is your total ignorance that is blinding you to the offensiveness of the comment.  Next time you think a comment isnt so offensive, try picturing one of your clique members as the butt of the joke.  How offensive will it be then, Mr. Moderator Supreme?

It won't be offensive at all. It could be ME as the butt of the joke, and I wouldn't be whining about it weeks later like you are.

And thank you, but I don't need you telling me which conversations I can and can not participate in. I wasn't talking to you anyway. Grow up.

10/29/08
2
Wow.. I cannot believe this.. a person gets on here and lies about who they are (like that is a real surprise here on the Internet) and then when they are caught instead of saying..Okay you got me.. they make a big mess . Seriously, folks we all need to grow up . Anyone can see my picture at anytime ( just ask for it as I am who I said I was and really do not like it posted but will send it if asked). Did Madison really think that she could pull that off for long? We are talking about a sporting world version of Paris Hilton. Sarah Spain wants to a star so badly and to be COA (center of attention) wherever she goes that she makes sure everyone knows her name when she shows up anywhere.  Hopefully, Madison has learned her lesson and will pick some else less known the next time.

12/29/08
7
Hi, my name is Jessica and I am really hot, come see my exquisite breasts

12/29/08
4
Nicely done !

I can't believe I missed all of this; must have been too busy adding trivia questions or something !!!

12/29/08
2
Good read.

12/29/08
1
I'm going to change my profile pic to the Boston athlete flavor of the week. I will constantly have my undies in a bunch then.

12/29/08
5
How in the world did I miss all of this when it happened? Oh I remember I was too busy filling out the Thong of the Day poll!!

12/30/08
5
Actually, this whole mess is a laugh riot. I am trying to wrap my mind around how the old irbe38 felt this was an attack on her and I just can't do it. She isn't mentioned anywhere in the blog post, only her profile photo, which isn't her but is the person that is the subject of the post! And there were actually people who agreed with her. Insanity knows no limits, I reckon.

12/30/08
3

Have not seen this much fun since Beaze's poll - back in the day!


12/30/08
1
IlliniBob72 wrote:
Actually, this whole mess is a laugh riot. I am trying to wrap my mind around how the old irbe38 felt this was an attack on her and I just can't do it. She isn't mentioned anywhere in the blog post, only her profile photo, which isn't her but is the person that is the subject of the post! And there were actually people who agreed with her. Insanity knows no limits, I reckon.
Irbe38 is in like her 40s and when asked about the picture she said that she looked young for her age. When the picture was posted with the blog... she knew she had been found out and then made a big mess of things.

12/31/08
1
 there is this aussie chick who does exactly the same with rugby league players - but then she tells all in facebook - www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23171831-5012980,00.html


1/7/09
2
This was the best blog Pat has ever created.  How did I miss it.  I guess because I know a girl named Sara Spain.  A different one obviously.  SO I wonder who Irbe is now???  Guaranteed she has an account on here somewhere

1/9/09
0
derms33 wrote:
This was the best blog Pat has ever created.  How did I miss it.  I guess because I know a girl named Sara Spain.  A different one obviously.  SO I wonder who Irbe is now???  Guaranteed she has an account on here somewhere
If she does, we'll find it.

1/10/09
2
Hey BABY!

1/12/09
2
Stop it. I'm trying to make the Missing IQers poll..lol...I'm such the attention whore

1/13/09
1
Thank goodness we took down that photo of ME dressed as a geisha....How's potato land?

1/13/09
1
Hey, we hijacked one of the most infamous threads in FA IQ history.....I feel proud.

3/23/09
1
It did. Now people are riding it because of its popularity.  Its OK, though.......the post did what it was intended to do..........or did it?

 
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