Shaquille O'Neal Disses Kobe Bryant In Freestyle Rap
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My Guess Is Shaq And Kobe Have Yet To Patch Things Up

6/23/08 in NBA   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect



The NBA season may be over, but the feud between Shaq and Kobe knows no season. It's on and poppin' all day, everyday.

As you may have guessed, Shaq was awfully pleased that Kobe came up short in the Finals. And this video more than proves it. It's Shaq at an NYC club spitting some hot fire at Kobe.

Shaq naturally shreds Kobe for losing in the NBA Finals, and even drops the line, "I'm a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that's why I'm getting divorced."

This, of course, refers to the infamous Kobe rape case when Bryant told police he "should have done what Shaq does ... Shaq would pay his women not to say anything."

I'm not sure, but I think they can still patch things up, don't you?

By the way, don't miss my favorite line late in the rap, where Shaq implores Kobe to "Tell me how my ass tastes." Now that's a lyrical gem right there.

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6/25/08   |   danny_n94   |   114 respect

Chris wrote:
I keep hearing about this on Jim Rome's show... but i think this was more just to laugh up America, except for fans who take it hard. I can't stop laughing when i hear Jim Rome say, "All day long in my head all i hear is, 'Everybody, Kobe tell me how my ass tastes' ". LOL! That's funny. Shaq is VERY good at providing some "ha-has!" that is for sure.

But Rome kept it up for too long. Geez. I like Rome but sometimes he overplays some of his material. I did like the interview with TJ Simers when asked by Rome who did he repsect more and he said neither one of them. That was classic

6/25/08   |   Chris   |   3 respect

I keep hearing about this on Jim Rome's show... but i think this was more just to laugh up America, except for fans who take it hard. I can't stop laughing when i hear Jim Rome say, "All day long in my head all i hear is, 'Everybody, Kobe tell me how my ass tastes' ". LOL! That's funny. Shaq is VERY good at providing some "ha-has!" that is for sure.

6/25/08   |   Chris   |   3 respect

Nate wrote:
Wow three PQs for that?  I didn't realize all the fans of Kazaam were on FanIQ.

you'd be surprised at peeps here... i got knocked on every comment i spat out in the NBA playoff threads, even ones that were congrats to teams that advance, or simple replys. That button is a hot-red item. hot and red mixing seems like a familiar place we all talk about... that button belongs there!

6/25/08   |   Nate   |   128 respect

Nate wrote:
Yeah, he's a horrible rapper, became a mediocre basketball player, and is a bad actor.  Plenty of things he can't do.

Wow three PQs for that?  I didn't realize all the fans of Kazaam were on FanIQ.

6/25/08   |   Reef PIE   |   1 respect

wrote:
Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Eric B. and Rakim, PE, BDP(KRS-ONE), Big Daddy Kane,Slick Rick, Too Short, NWA, etc not REAL lyricists??????

Come on now!!!!!!

OK - Got me there.....much respect to all those guys and some......have to admit, you lived through a part of music history which us young cats have to respect no matter what.

6/25/08   |   Reef PIE   |   1 respect

wrote:
Easy SON......don't make me go old school on your a**!!!!!! And I'm not talkin' old school in the 90's, I'm talkin' when you were wearin' Pampers, PLAYA

90s was the best time of hip-hop...when real lyricist where out....but anyways....my parents taught me to repect my elders, so I'm going to kill it with you....and after watching Bucket List, I go more respect for you old people POPS!!

6/25/08   |   snbslugger

wrote:
Easy SON......don't make me go old school on your a**!!!!!! And I'm not talkin' old school in the 90's, I'm talkin' when you were wearin' Pampers, PLAYA

Grandmaster Flash, is that you??

6/25/08   |   Reef PIE   |   1 respect

wrote:
You gotta be kiddin' me. Shaq is a loser?????? He won your a** 3 RINGS. You can "talk" Pau Gasol all you want. He is soft. KG abused him. As for Shaq's future, he's not retired yet, and he's in your division. We'll see next year.

Now for the best part. Kobe ratted Shaq out for being unfaithful. HMMM. When did Kobe do this? Oh yea, I remember. Kobe was under investigation for RAPE(not with his wife), which he later was acquitted of, but he did settle the civil suit($$$). So Kobe is no angel off the court......think about that(and he still cheats on his wife).

Shaq just tore up Kobe in a freestyle. That was all. A lot of Laker fans are all hurt about it. Poor Kobe, F Shaq, wah, wah, wah. (Or maybe it was the BEATDOWN in game 6??????) Let it go, and stop crying

"Shaq just tore up Kobe in a freestyle. That was all. A lot of Laker fans are all hurt about it"

 

WHAT??? WHAT?? You must be a G-Unot / 45 Cent fan I bet.....42 y/o man from Denver...go figure.......I think someone is upset the Lakers swept the Nuggets.

 

And about Kobe still cheating on his wife, I think he is too....PLAY ON PLAYA!!!

6/25/08   |   Crackersex   |   98 respect

d211panther wrote:
Shaq is a loser and  a washed up basketball player who is still sore over the fact the Lakers ditched him for a far better Kobe Bryant. I'll talk Pau Gasol over Shaq any day. Shaq was traded from the last place Miami Heats to the Suns who did sorry as hell with him as well.....yeah that shows where your future is headed Shaq. Kobe whouldn't have had to rat you out if your dumb ass was faithful to your wife...think about that. Lakers forever baby!!!!

and Kobe was Faithfull? Pfft...WHATEVER!!!

6/25/08   |   snbslugger

d211panther wrote:
Shaq is a loser and  a washed up basketball player who is still sore over the fact the Lakers ditched him for a far better Kobe Bryant. I'll talk Pau Gasol over Shaq any day. Shaq was traded from the last place Miami Heats to the Suns who did sorry as hell with him as well.....yeah that shows where your future is headed Shaq. Kobe whouldn't have had to rat you out if your dumb ass was faithful to your wife...think about that. Lakers forever baby!!!!

Pau Gasol is soft and a gigantic whiner.  He's Rasheed Wallace minus the talent.  If you'll "take" him over Shaq, you can have him.

Shaq's future is headed to Springfield, Massachusetts.  That's where the Basketball Hall of Fame is located.

Kobe cheated on his smoking hot wife and got $4 million lighter in the wallet after buying an "I'm sorry" ring for her.  Magic cheated on his wife and got the HIV.  Lakers forever baby. 

6/24/08   |   d211panther

Shaq is a loser and  a washed up basketball player who is still sore over the fact the Lakers ditched him for a far better Kobe Bryant. I'll talk Pau Gasol over Shaq any day. Shaq was traded from the last place Miami Heats to the Suns who did sorry as hell with him as well.....yeah that shows where your future is headed Shaq. Kobe whouldn't have had to rat you out if your dumb ass was faithful to your wife...think about that. Lakers forever baby!!!!

6/24/08   |   Nate   |   128 respect

nyrangers wrote:
Athlete, actor, rapper, living giant...is there anything this man can't do???

Yeah, he's a horrible rapper, became a mediocre basketball player, and is a bad actor.  Plenty of things he can't do.

6/24/08   |   nyrangers   |   192 respect

Athlete, actor, rapper, living giant...is there anything this man can't do???

6/24/08   |   danny_n94   |   114 respect

Lets see Kobe may be able to get one thing without Shaq this year and that will be a gold medal. But I cant see Kobe ever getting a ring without a big man. Rally outside of the 74 Warriors and the MJ titles no NBA team has won a title with a pretty dominate big man. Sure Shaq cant rap but Kobe cant be a team guy or a good guy at that

6/24/08   |   Nate   |   128 respect

Wow, this was like Eminem in 8 Mile, only minus the style.  How hard is it to rhyme two words with out repeating yourself? Shaq can't rap, but at least he still has his health.

lol, this absolutely sucked, I was hoping for something  better.

6/24/08   |   Chris   |   3 respect

Dwyane Wade + Shaq = Ring

Kobe Bryant + Shaq = 3 Rings

Dwyane Wade/Kobe Bryant - Shaq = Nothing.

 

Shaq can't get out of the first round without either of them.

6/24/08   |   JKB37   |   2409 respect

This is all Shaq has left.  He can thank Dwyane Wade for the title he won without Kobe.  As classless as it is, it's still kind of funny.  "I'm a Horse, Kobe ratted me out that's why I'm getting divorced...."  HAHAHA!

6/24/08   |   Reef PIE   |   1 respect

I never like Shaq even when he was with the Lakers....as a fan of hip hop and hearing different battles from time to time....this is funny.....1 point for Shaq this round, only if he made it to the finals....atleast Kobe did (lost but made it)

6/24/08   |   tpamotormouth   |   54 respect

They both need to go on Dr. Phil.

6/24/08   |   Jubanator14   |   367 respect



Who are the 5 best rappers of all-time? Think about it.

Shaq-Fu, Shaq-Fu, Shaq-Fu, Shaq-Fu, & Shaq-Fu because he spits hot fire.

6/24/08   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

snbslugger wrote:
I posted this article too, but my favorite line was:

"I love 'em, I don't leave 'em.  I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed 'em."

Best. Line. Ever.

Also that has to be the first time I've ever heard "vasectomy" used in a "rap."

6/24/08   |   snbslugger

I posted this article too, but my favorite line was:

"I love 'em, I don't leave 'em.  I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed 'em."

6/24/08   |   RichmondSpider

I guess my question is WHO F-IN CARES!

6/24/08   |   kantwistaye   |   4219 respect

wrote:
just like he's smart enough to not cheat on his wife, right?

I'm not going to defend him cheating on his wife, because its 100% completely wrong, but anyone who thinks that he's one of the few athletes to do so is really naive.

6/24/08   |   dwyermaker   |   39 respect

Wow.  Nice to see Shaq taking the high road... As great as it is watching Kobe get his a## handed to him in the Finals, watching a middle-aged, deteriorating Shaq embarass himself attemptting to freestyle and resort to capping on Kobe and Patrick Ewing (wtf?) is just awful. 

 

When you add in the awful reality show he did last year, I have a feeling we are about 15 years away from a Shaq biopic that plays out like Raging Bull.  I can just see Michael Clarke Duncan as Shaq punching a prison cell wall and still trying to freestyle in clubs after gaining 130 pounds and savagely beating his "little brother" Kobe when he finds out he's been sleeping with Shaunie O'Neal all these years...

6/24/08   |   bonbonhi

bawww hahahahahaha I don't like Kobe so this makes Shaq rapping that much better lol

6/24/08   |   Tupps

I found it funny. Shaq said it was all jokes but I highly doubt that. I know it seems as if he and Kobe have patched things up but I still believe Shaq still has some ill feelings towards Kobe for everything that went down between them and it must hurt for him to know his window to win another ring is damn near shut and he's stuck on a mediocre team in a difficult conference while Kobe has about 5 more years in him and he's on one of the elite teams in that very same conference so he felt the need to take a shot at Kobe when he had the opportunity.

I cant wait for the Lakers/Suns games next season.... this just keeps that rivalry going.

6/23/08   |   kantwistaye   |   4219 respect

wrote:
That is hilarious. Almost as good as the Game 6 beatdown. ALMOST!!!!!!LOL

Don't get all hurt Kobe/Laker fans. If Kobe would have won the title, and did the same thing to Shaq, you'd be loving it. Tell me I'm wrong!!!!!!

I'd like to think Kobe would be smart enough just to savor the title and let everyone else do his talking. 

6/23/08   |   Chief_aka_James   |   3307 respect

wrote:
That is hilarious. Almost as good as the Game 6 beatdown. ALMOST!!!!!!LOL

Don't get all hurt Kobe/Laker fans. If Kobe would have won the title, and did the same thing to Shaq, you'd be loving it. Tell me I'm wrong!!!!!!

You're wrong.

 

6/23/08   |   MattTito23

What an idiot......

6/23/08   |   Jubanator14   |   367 respect

CriticalFanatic wrote:
It embarrasses me as a sports fan that this is even a story. SportsCenter led off with this tonight as it was a major breaking news story. It's nothing.

Greenberg looking as white as one man could look when it comes to rap and Stephen A breaking the freestyle down is was made it priceless.

6/23/08   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

CriticalFanatic wrote:
It embarrasses me as a sports fan that this is even a story. SportsCenter led off with this tonight as it was a major breaking news story. It's nothing.

It's called "Welcome to June."

6/23/08   |   kantwistaye   |   4219 respect

This is the only way Shaq is still relevant and he knows it.  Its a bit funny and a bit more pathetic. 

6/23/08   |   CriticalFanatic

It embarrasses me as a sports fan that this is even a story. SportsCenter led off with this tonight as it was a major breaking news story. It's nothing.