Sluts of Jonesboro Dance Routine Gets High School Dance Team Disbanded
The Self-Titled "Sluts Of Jonesboro" Are The Cheerleader Scandal Of The Month
The older I get, and honestly, I'm not that old, I become more and more startled by how, uh, provocatively young girls dress. You've got 12 year old girls walking around who look like they're late for their set at the local strip club.
It's even worse in high school. Like take the Jonesboro high school dance team in Atlanta, for instance. Parents at a January 13th basketball game complained that the girls danced inappropriately at halftime - if by dance inappropriately you mean the girls wore thigh-high stockings, tiny shorts and tight shirts, all while giving the equivalent of strip club routines to guys they pulled out of the stands (starts at about 1:45).
A video was put up of the incident on YouTube subtly titled "The Sluts of Jonesboro", which of course quickly gained popularity.
As one can probably guess, news broke yesterday that the whole team had been disbanded for the rest of the school year, which, frankly I agree with. Just look at those lap dances. Despicable. Those girls need at least another year of practice before they should be allowed to grind any guy on a chair. Shaking your butt for cash isn't nearly as easy as it looks. Also, can someone please bring poles next time?
Jonesboro High dance disbanded after provocative dance routine [Atlanta Journal Constitution] via [Deadspin]