General Sports

Speed Pool: Helping Fat Men Increase Their Likelihood of Having A Massive Heart Attack

3/2/08 in General Sports   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

When I was at my old blog, i spent a time period looking for the most ridiculous sports out there, and believe me, there are plenty.

But this one is new to me. It's speed pool, which is basically shoot all the balls in as fast as humanly possible.

Considering how hard pool is to begin with, this seems like a complete nightmare, and you know what, it is. This is a slightly less bastardized version of a sport than Xtreme Baseball is, but not by much. The one awesome part of this sport is watching fat pool players who haven't run in 30 years start hustling around the table. You just know this sport is going to meet a tragic end when Minnesota Fats peels around the corner for a shot on the 8 and collapses due to a massive heart attack.
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3/3/08   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

Two laps around the acre of felt that is a snooker table would kill them.

3/2/08   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I'd like to see speed bowling. That I would watch.