Stephen Jackson Can Ball, Can't Rap

2/13/08 in NBA   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

As a Warriors fan, I've often wondered if Stephen Jackson would be a good rapper. I always figured he'd be along the lines of a 50 Cent, seeing as S-Jax had a pretty rough upbringing and is a former Blood (or still one, according to some people). When you combine all that with his penchant for strip clubs, his love of firearms, and his general craziness, you should have yourself one hell of a rapper, right?

Uh, no.

From everything I've heard, this video is from just a few days ago. It features the Baron (whose hungover, drunken play of late would suggest the recent date of the clip) and S-Jax out at a club somewhere. Suddenly, S-Jax decides to let it fly....and it's not pretty. He makes Shaq sound good.

By the way, rapping technically requires rhyming, right? Someone might want to inform Jackson of that.
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2/13/08   |   bayareabeast21   |   350 respect

Stephen Jackson is my dawg.

I don't care that he can't rap.

What I do care about is when the 4th quarter comes around, Stephen Jack just goes UNCONSCIOUS.

2/13/08   |   Jubanator14   |   367 respect

The NBA... Where Bad Rapping Happens.