I could sit up here all day and list Steven Seagal movies I loved growing up. None of which seemed to have more than 3 words in the title. But his television debut – a reality show no less – is going to be magic!
Whoever thought of Lawman should win the Emmy, Oscar and a Pulitzer. Steven Seagal as a real cop? Genius. I know Hollywood went down this road with Armed and Famous, a funny but flop worthy show about a bunch of celebrities you wouldn’t trust to gaurd the punch bowl at a party, let alone the mean streets of Indiana, but Lawman is like classic Cops starring the baddest man on the planet.
Make all the cute little Chuck Norris jokes you want to, I’d put my money on the guy Above The Law in a heartbeat.
This show makes sense. If someone broke into your house, or you just got mugged and the dispatch said, “we’re sending over Steven Seagal,” you’d feel pretty f—in’ safe wouldn’t you?
I thought so.
This show is going to rock!








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