Ah yes, it's Super Bowl Media Day. It's a big disgusting circus full of non-stories, horrendous questions, trash talk and fat sports journalists trying to be there for everything. Awful, but I love it.

If there's one exchange that sums up Media Day best, it's without a doubt the Shannon Sharpe and Ray Buchanan spat in Super Bowl XXXIII. Shannon does look like a horse, Ray was just calling it as he sees it.

Slightly less publicized, my favorite SB Media Day moment is the Neck Beard sitting by his lonesome last year.



Isn't this really what Media Day is all about? For every starting quarterback and wide receiver with their fancy booth, there's at least 3-4 backups wandering around by themselves, less distinguishable than a cactus.

The worst moment of Media Day?



It's now urban legend that Doug Williams was asked, "How long have been a black quarterback?"

Still a stupid question, but the more accurate question was, "Doug, it's obvious you've always been a black quarterback all your life, When did it start to matter?" Which was followed by, "Would it be easier if you were the second black quarterback?"

Surely something stupid will happen this afternoon, and we'll be sure to deliver it to you.