I love going to minor league baseball games because they always have weird beyond belief promotions and other things to get people to come and watch the teams play.
This, however, is going the extra mile. The Vancouver Canadians minor league baseball team apparently has racing sushi at their games. And I don't know why, but it's much more hilarious watching a mound of wasabi with a martial arts headband and a california roll race for the finish line than a bunch of giant sausage.
There's really not much more I can say here other than what the spectators watching this said.
Guy 1: This is terrifying.My thoughts exactly.
Guy 2: Go Wasabi!
Baseball's Back: Random Thoughts and Scenes From Opening Night at the Nat [Orland Kurtenblog] via [Deadspin]