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11/12/08

Terrell Owens Does David Letterman Top 10

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Last night Terrell Owens appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman because why wouldn't he? It's not like he has any important games to prepare for. Well, except for that critical division game against the Redskins this weekend, but whatever. When has Owens ever put the team first?

Anyhow, Owens offered up his top 10 list of advice for kids, which admittedly, was relatively funny. Of course, I wouldn't advise letting your kid watch this - or even coming within 20 feet of this clip. Unless of course you want them to wind up being a narcissistic prima donna wide receiver who can't catch passes when they grow up. Then by all means, replace Sesame Street or Dora the Explorer with this video and watch the magic happen. Pretty soon young Jimmy will be holding out for extra post game pizza slices if he doesn't get 20% of the plays called for him in his Pee Wee football league. You know coach will love that.

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11/12/08

Zacomac33

You cannot honestly say Terrell Owens is not a good reciever, and cannot catch the ball. For one, this skit was a comedy skit. Have you ever watched Dave do his?? And it is a "late night" show. Not inteded for kids anyways. T.O. is onviously a good reciever, or else he wouldn't be playing, or be the Cowboys number 1 reciever. If i was a wide out, and as good as him, i would be wanting the ball all the time too, because i would have the ability to make stellar plays. And i believe alot of people in this world would have his attitude too, if you were that good of a reciever in the NFL. You are displaying your talent in front of everyone watching.

11/12/08

flashback696

1	Ok, #2 was great

11/12/08

seal_warrior1

2	I must agree that this is a joke skit that Dave does everynight. The lines are given to the speaker and they have had all kinds of people do these skits. If someone is taking this seriously, I think they may need a new hobby giggle and if your kids are up watching Dave for the gospel this might be a source of concern also LOL

11/13/08

raptrbreth

0	To question one of the other comments, hasn't Owens led the league in drops, for like the last ten years?

11/13/08

bennyprofane

1	To answer all the comments, isn't the author of this post just having some fun with the whole thing. Seriously, just put the fan flag down for two seconds and laugh.

11/13/08

flashback696

0	bennyprofane wrote: To answer all the comments, isn't the author of this post just having some fun with the whole thing. Seriously, just put the fan flag down for two seconds and laugh. Oh, now wait - I meant seriously that #2 was funny - just like my all-time favorite Top 10 answer from Denny Hamlin in 2006 "Your looking a guy that can drive 500 miles without taking a leak."