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4/15/08
This Guy Is Why The Senators Are Down 0-3 To The Penguins


In all honesty, there was a bit too much hype over the movie 300. It wasn't that good of a movie people. But of course if you have a sports team with a mascot that in any way comes looks like a Spartan, you might as well use it for some stupid pre-game introduction that steals borrows heavily from 300.

This is the intro for the Ottawa Senators from the other night, and it may be the worst introduction in human history. Not really, but I know I'd be embarrassed to skate out after this asinine routine. By the way, listen closely. It sounds like the crowd actually starts turning on him at the end.

As they should. A Senator clearly isn't Spartan. And everyone knows you can't fool Canadians. Or at least at hockey. But for everything else, they're easy pickings.
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4/15/08
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he would have been fine if he had quit earlier.

4/15/08
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So then Crosby is Xerxes which means he and the Pens will school you at the Thermopylae, but with apparently less of a fight.

 

Come on you are Senators, Roman Senators. Why not use the Romans beating Hannibal, punking the Gauls, or taking Mark Anthony behind the woodshed, as he tried to usurp Augustus. I know it is the Roman way to steal everything from the Greeks, but come on.


 
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