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6/24/08

Tomahawk Chopping Chick-Fil-A Cow At Turner Field

Looks Like Godzilla Has Some Competition

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You may remember last week we informed you of the 40-foot high, 15,000 lbs. mechanical tomahawk-chopping cow that was going to be added to Turner Field - presumably to distract the fans from the Braves' mediocre play.

Well, guess what. The monstrosity is now fully operational and tomahawk-chopping away like a...well, like a sloth stuck in super glue. But hey, it's the effort that counts, and that cow is giving it his (her? whatever) all.

I'd have to imagine that Native Americans have never been prouder.

As you can see from the video, the cow isn't the only super annoying piece of our capitalistic wasteland that dominates the skyline. There's also a giant lit Coke bottle.

I just hope that the cow busts loose and goes on a rampage in downtown Atlanta, only to be thwarted by Godzilla.

It's been too long Godzilla, we need you back.

[HT: Ump Bump via Deadspin]

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376 days ago

maroon&gold4eve

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The cow,as big as it is,would have a hard time getting through that Atlanta traffic!I was there Saturday night 6/21,The crowd was great,the game was even better(at least the 9th inning),but THE TRAFFIC WAS HORRIBLE!!!!

375 days ago