UAF Hockey Polar Bear is Back, Destroying Earth Again
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The Apocalyptic Hockey Polar Bear is Back! Complete With Cheezy 80s Music!

1/18/10 in NCAA Hockey   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Apocalyptic hockey polar bear from the University of Alaska Fairbanks is back! You may remember him from a few months ago when he destroyed universes and asked questions later. But you can't keep a raging psychotic polar bear down forever, and this time he's back to smash Russian ice breakers in two (with a radioactive hockey stick! kiss ass!), command a fleet of F-14's, drop bombs in volcanoes and wipe out Ohio St., Michigan St. and Notre Dame for some random reason. And once again he blows up planet Earth. Dude, seriously, what do you have against Earth? Anyway, enjoy this video. It's freakin' awesome.


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1/20/10   |   marcus_nyce   |   27038 respect

Wow.

1/18/10   |   MrNFL   |   175 respect

(Edited by MrNFL)

"wipe out Ohio St., Michigan St. and Notre Dame for some random reason"

Actually, they are in the same conference as each of those teams.  The CCHA has a random collection of Big 10, MAC, GLIAC, and then Alaska and Nebraska-Omaha.

Not that it really matters that much, this video is just full of win.

1/18/10   |   BluDevil   |   618 respect

Man, this video makes me want to watch hockey... almost.

If polar bears were really this bad ass they wouldn't have to worry about going extinct.

1/18/10   |   kramer   |   11004 respect

I'll bet that's one polar bear Sarah Palin wouldn't f*** with.

1/18/10   |   kteacher   |   34345 respect

Just a step above being Land of the Lostish-----and I LOVE it!

1/18/10   |   kantwistaye   |   4211 respect

Man, Alaska is weird.

1/18/10   |   TheRoss   |   356 respect

I wish the Falcons had something that awesome!

1/18/10   |   thevandal1   |   71 respect

This is why I come to this sports site above all others.