Just when you thought you had seen the worst poorly-animated, sports-promoting bears had to offer and it was safe to go back to Fairbanks, Alaska, I bring you this, the promo for the University of Alaska, Fairbanks Nanooks.
Yes, Injury Rate shared the incredible intensity of the Fairbanks Grizzlies mascot but he never realized that this video had an ancestor, a mighty satellite-smiting polar bear from outer space bent on destroying the solar system... and Anchorage, Alaska. Furthermore, while his bear may stand 100 feet tall and wield a pick-axe, it does not propel itself through outer space by shooting fire from its ass, wielding a hockey stick.
Clearly, the folks in Fairbanks are just biding their time with football and hockey until they can once again legally follow a sport with the levels of violence they require: bear baiting.
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