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6/10/09
WGN Reporter Pat Tomasulo Dunks On 5-Year-Old Kid, Makes Him Cry, Calls Him Soft
Best Thing You'll See Today: Reporter Dunks On 5-Year-Old, Proceeds To Call Him Soft And Makes Him Cry.

Man, where do I even begin with this one? WGN field reporter Pat Tomasulo somehow wound up out at some house in the suburbs backing down a 5-year-old kid during a game of hoops, proceeded to dunk on him, made him cry...and then called him soft.

Now before you go nuts, Tomasulo's right. Our kids are way too soft these days. Only a daily dose of getting dunked on will cure them of that. Or steroids. One or the other.

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6/10/09
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(Edited by guylake)
I think we are unlikely to see a better post than this today.

It's all about values and Pat Tamsulo is a great teacher. This kid will grow up into a great citizen, I am sure of it. Either that or he will grow up hating sports and dedicate himself to witchcraft.

6/10/09
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(Edited by guylake)
I think we are unlikely to see a better post than this today.

It's all about values and Pat Tamsulo is a great teacher. This kid will grow up into a great citizen, I am sure of it. Either that or he will grow up hating sports and dedicate himself to witchcraft.

6/10/09
4

Hey kids have got to learn that its a tough world out there.

Also that kid needs to stop being soft because if he is going to be a White Sox fan he will be in a world of hurt.


6/10/09
4
Trash talking is for social retards. Doesn’t make you tough.
 
The dunk was funny. The trash talking was just a guy who doesn’t have kids trying to be funny, in a pop culture-approved manner. Lucky the kid’s dad didn’t shove his head through the garage.
 
In the movies, this stuff is funny. When you do it to a real child, you’re desperate for a laugh.
 

6/10/09
3
guylake wrote:
I think we are unlikely to see a better post than this today.

It's all about values and Pat Tamsulo is a great teacher. This kid will grow up into a great citizen, I am sure of it. Either that or he will grow up hating sports and dedicate himself to witchcraft.
This kid is destined for Home Ec.

6/10/09
0
 this was in fact the best thing I will see today.

6/10/09
2
Bobby Knight approved.

6/10/09
0
 Pretty funny stuff....everything is taken out of context these days....momma looked a bit upset also....great vid clip!

6/10/09
0
I'm pretty sure it wasn't the dunk, but the grown man taunting him that made him cry. I know, I know we're on the web and way too hip to not find this funny.

(But it's not actually funny.)

6/10/09
0
oh yes he is a great guy picking on a 5 year child way to go big guy why dont you go kicks some dogs or cats while you are at it

6/10/09
1
Yeah! and then say, "Now go and try and dunk on Tommy!" LMBO

 
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