Horse Racing, Dumbass

What To Do The Day Before Your Wedding: Race Horses In Your Underwear While Drunk

2/25/08 in Horse Racing   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect


I'm not married, nor have ever come close to being married, so while I've been to a fair number of bachelor parties, I'm still not quite sure what a man's mindset is like the day before his actual wedding.

Anyway, if it's anything like this guy's mindset in the video above, then may God have mercy on our souls. Courtesy of the good gentlemen at the Sporting Blog comes the video of that Australian guy who got drunk with a bunch of his friends and decided to pull a Chad Johnson - in his underwear - at a track just outside of Sydney last week. Well, at least he didn't run naked. The absolute kicker  though was that this happened the day before his wedding.

Let me say that I would not be surprised if the wedding wound up being called off by the potential bride. In fact, I'd be surprised if the wedding still happened.

Also, just to piss everyone off, the race results were voided as well. So if this guy winds up getting his knees bashed in, you'll know why. Although the question will be was it his bride to be that did it or the gamblers.
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2/25/08   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

That is the last time I try and box the 2-6-drunk guy trifecta.

 

"crumples ticket"