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4/25/08

"Why Don't They Sign Osama Bin Laden? He's 6'4 and We KNOW No One Can Catch Him!"

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Guess which city where this was said by a local TV sports guy?

It's funny because it's true. Deuce of Davenport provides this video (that appears to be filmed from one of Al-Qaeda's caves) coming from Dallas station WFAA's Dale Hansen.

Hansen, known for regularly berating the Cowboys, is unhappy with the lack of character in Dallas and goes on this slightly exaggerated rant, suggesting that Jerry Jones would be better off with the terrorist leader.

There's only one problem though. It's well known that Osama always gets beat deep when he plays Cover 2.

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435 days ago

Boski93

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If you reach and pick Bin Laden before the 3rd round, then you have let the terrorist win.

To further run a bad idea into the ground, if they do draft him, they will have to deal with his agent Drew Rosenhaus.

(Ducks down waiting for tomatoes)

435 days ago

100%InjuryRate

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I was going to say "anywhere in Mississippi," but it's too clever to be from Mississippi. So i'll say Dallas.

435 days ago

Boski93

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If you reach and pick Bin Laden before the 3rd round, then you have let the terrorist win.

To further run a bad idea into the ground, if they do draft him, they will have to deal with his agent Drew Rosenhaus.

(Ducks down waiting for tomatoes)

435 days ago

derms33

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he has a cane, that can't be good

435 days ago

CriticalFanatic

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RenegadeLG wrote:

The more I thought about it, the more accurate it became. Although on a much smaller scale, Adam Jones could definitely be considered a terrorist.

Pretty sure strippers would agree with that statement.

435 days ago

derms33

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Jerry Jones is a FUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!

435 days ago

Scott Senay

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Muammar Qaddafi has much more upside and is better in run support.

435 days ago

CriticalFanatic

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Scott Senay wrote:

Muammar Qaddafi has much more upside and is better in run support.

Now here's a guy with the explosion necessary to succeed at the next level.

435 days ago

gearhead

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This is the kind of restraint and perspective Cowboys fans are known for.

433 days ago

Nate

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To be completely honest, this guy sounded completely racist. Why does it have to be hundreds of black men sitting in prison, why not just hundreds of people? Two has anyone actually seen the trade agreement? There are a lot of stipulations built into this that says Jerry Jones isn't 100% certain that Pacman has turned a corner. If he has great, everyone deserves the right to move on with their life. If not he goes back to being Tennessee's problem. Though, I still think Jerry Jones ought to draft a lawyer in the 7th round if he can.