I'm sure most of you remember the rather interesting incident this past weekend when during the Vikings postgame speech, tight end Vinsanthe Shiancoe accidentally exposed himself ever so slightly to the TV camera. Well, it looks like it was the best accident ever, seeing as he's gone from being some random NFL player to being known all over the country. And it's opening up new careers for him. In what was I guess an inevitable move at this point, Shiancoe has been offered an open role in a porn movie by a company called Black Ice. Man, I feel dirty already.
I like how Black Ice frames it in a way that sounds like it's somehow Shiancoe's fault if he doesn't do this. Well, there's nothing against it in your contract, big guy!"From what we’ve seen, there is definitely a career for Visanthe in the adult industry, if he’d like one,” said Black Ice general manager Tony Santoro. “We would welcome an opportunity to align ourselves with a world-class athlete of Viante’s stature."
Black Ice publicist Scott Stein said the company is unaware of any morals clause in Shiancoe's contract that would prevent him from accepting a contract with the makers of Bubble Butt Barbecue 2.
Now while it may be true that there's nothing in any NFL player's contract specifically against appearing in a porno movie, something tells me that Roger Goodell would have any player that did this drawn and quartered at halftime of a Monday Night Game. And that'd probably be considered getting off light.
Black Ice courts NFL player in PR stunt [AVN news] via [Deadspin]
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