The Red Sox won a baseball series, the Braves swept the Mets, Yu Darvish got rocked by the Mariners, and after taking two of three in Milwaukee, the Pittsburgh Pirates feel like this:
Authors of fresh Monday power rankings considered other combinations for a brief moment, before going with Yankees - Rangers - Nationals.
the Knicks look to be on the verge of making a smart decision. In unrelated news, thousands of birds fell from the sky earlier this year. Just something to be mindful of.
Kyrie Irving broke his hand on Saturday after slapping the padded wall of the gymansium in frustration, putting him out of action for atleast 2 months.
That's too freaking bad:
Meanwhile, Jason Kidd crashed was reportedly carried out of a club on Friday night, before getting behind the wheel, navigating his car into a telephone pole, and singing his way through the booking process. He will miss no time due to injury because he did not slap his hand against a padded wall in frustration.
The New Orleans Saints weren't stalling in offering Drew Brees a contract after all, they were simply going door-to-door to raise the funds to give him the biggest effing contract that side of the Mississippi. That guy's so good at throwing a football, he's going to make $40 million dollars next year doing it.
And last but not least, Joe Paterno is still no longer alive, but the debate as to where we should put his soul rages on.
Hope you feel adequately caught up.
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