Where NBA Playoff Nicknames Happen

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5/9/08

Where NBA Playoff Nicknames Happen

CP3 and Big Ticket Are Way Cooler Than "Napkin"

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Yes. Rat Phunk is the nickname.

Thanks to J.E. "Candystripper" Skeets, I've successfully wasted a good 15 minutes typing in my faux name, real name and just about every friend and family's name I could come up with into the NBA.com NBA Playoffs Nickname generator.

My real name produced a much less intimidating result: Jason "Napkin" Kent. That's funny on my levels and somehow appropriate.

Let's see your nicknames - the best will ultimately get littered with many thumbs up. While we're at it, what's your favorite NBA player nickname?

Editor's note: 100% Injury Rate's NBA nickname is "The Mechanic." His real name, however, produces a nickname of "The Big Squeeze." He prefers the first nickname.

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5/9/08

CriticalFanatic

5	Seriously.

5/9/08

CriticalFanatic

5	Seriously.

5/9/08

Jon

2	I am "The Hydrant". No need for Flomax here.

5/9/08

Lobotomy Jones

1	Lobotomy "Blowout" Jones

5/9/08

100%InjuryRate

2	Carlos "Steroids" Boozer

5/9/08

Jubanator14

1	I am "The Air Conditioner" Must be because I am really cool. Granted I had to do it several times before getting that. I just think getting "South Dakota" wasn't that great.

5/9/08

gearhead

1	I'm "Lashes." Splitting my Q name in half gets me "Swoopy." I think I'll go with that.

5/9/08

Boski93

1	I kept getting awful ones, so I am going to stick the one I had playing in high school "The Self Proclaimed Lord of Garbage Time"

5/9/08

Chief_aka_James

0	Jubanator14 wrote: I am "The Air Conditioner" Must be because I am really cool. Granted I had to do it several times before getting that. I just think getting "South Dakota" wasn't that great. Boo. I'm the Air Conditioner too...

5/9/08

Nate

0	(Edited by Nate) Nathan "The Guantlet" Acreman...whatever the hell that means.

5/9/08

kantwistaye

1	Mike "The Gaunlet" Kish... I'd like to thank the NBA Playoffs nickname generator for making me sound more fearsome than I ever could be.

5/10/08

Nate

1	kantwistaye wrote: Mike "The Gaunlet" Kish... I'd like to thank the NBA Playoffs nickname generator for making me sound more fearsome than I ever could be. Wait, how can there be two effing gauntlets? I thought I was the gauntlet!?! We better be playing for the same team or I am suing you for name infringement.