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5/9/08

Where NBA Playoff Nicknames Happen

CP3 and Big Ticket Are Way Cooler Than "Napkin"

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CriticalFanatic

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Yes. Rat Phunk is the nickname.

Thanks to J.E. "Candystripper" Skeets, I've successfully wasted a good 15 minutes typing in my faux name, real name and just about every friend and family's name I could come up with into the NBA.com NBA Playoffs Nickname generator.

My real name produced a much less intimidating result: Jason "Napkin" Kent. That's funny on my levels and somehow appropriate.

Let's see your nicknames - the best will ultimately get littered with many thumbs up. While we're at it, what's your favorite NBA player nickname?

Editor's note: 100% Injury Rate's NBA nickname is "The Mechanic." His real name, however, produces a nickname of "The Big Squeeze." He prefers the first nickname.

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421 days ago

CriticalFanatic

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Seriously.

421 days ago

CriticalFanatic

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Seriously.

421 days ago

Jon

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I am "The Hydrant".

No need for Flomax here.

421 days ago

Lobotomy Jones

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Lobotomy "Blowout" Jones

421 days ago

100%InjuryRate

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Carlos "Steroids" Boozer

421 days ago

Jubanator14

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I am "The Air Conditioner"

Must be because I am really cool. Granted I had to do it several times before getting that. I just think getting "South Dakota" wasn't that great.

421 days ago

gearhead

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I'm "Lashes."

Splitting my Q name in half gets me "Swoopy." I think I'll go with that.

421 days ago

Boski93

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I kept getting awful ones, so I am going to stick the one I had playing in high school

"The Self Proclaimed Lord of Garbage Time"

421 days ago

Chief_aka_James

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Jubanator14 wrote:

I am "The Air Conditioner"

Must be because I am really cool. Granted I had to do it several times before getting that. I just think getting "South Dakota" wasn't that great.

Boo. I'm the Air Conditioner too...

421 days ago

Nate

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(Edited 05/09/08 5:37PM by Nate)

Nathan "The Guantlet" Acreman...whatever the hell that means.

421 days ago

kantwistaye

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Mike "The Gaunlet" Kish... I'd like to thank the NBA Playoffs nickname generator for making me sound more fearsome than I ever could be.

420 days ago

Nate

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kantwistaye wrote:

Mike "The Gaunlet" Kish... I'd like to thank the NBA Playoffs nickname generator for making me sound more fearsome than I ever could be.

Wait, how can there be two effing gauntlets? I thought I was the gauntlet!?! We better be playing for the same team or I am suing you for name infringement.