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Jason
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Male 28 years old

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Somehow remain a passionate sports fan despite living and dying with the Chicago Cubs and Michigan State athletics. Born in California, grew up in Michigan and went to college at Miami U (Ohio). All of which have shaped my sports fandom. Also a featured blogger and editor of this fine website you might have heard about called FanIQ.

Where NBA Playoff Nicknames Happen

CP3 and Big Ticket Are Way Cooler Than "Napkin"

by CriticalFanatic CriticalFanatic | 4 days ago15 Comment Comments »
Where NBA Playoff Nicknames Happen Photo

Yes. Rat Phunk is the nickname.

Thanks to J.E. "Candystripper" Skeets, I've successfully wasted a good 15 minutes typing in my faux name, real name and just about every friend and family's name I could come up with into the NBA.com NBA Playoffs Nickname generator.

My real name produced a much less intimidating result: Jason "Napkin" Kent. That's funny on my levels and somehow  appropriate.

Let's see your nicknames - the best will ultimately get littered with many thumbs up. While we're at it, what's your favorite NBA player nickname?

Editor's note:
100% Injury Rate's NBA nickname is "The Mechanic." His real name, however, produces a nickname of "The Big Squeeze." He prefers the first nickname.

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#16 | 4 days ago

+5 thumbs upSeriously.

  
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Vote for your favorite comments. Fans decide the Top Comment (3+ votes) and also hide poor quality comments (4+ votes).
#1 | 4 days ago

+5 thumbs upSeriously.

#2 | 4 days ago

+2 thumbs upI am "The Hydrant".

No need for Flomax here.
#3 | 4 days ago

+1 thumbs upLobotomy "Blowout" Jones
#4 | 4 days ago

+2 thumbs upCarlos "Steroids" Boozer
#5 | 4 days ago

+1 thumbs upI am "The Air Conditioner"

Must be because I am really cool. Granted I had to do it several times before getting that. I just think getting "South Dakota" wasn't that great.
#6 | 4 days ago

+1 thumbs up

I'm "Lashes."

 

Splitting my Q name in half gets me "Swoopy." I think I'll go with that.

#7 | 4 days ago

+1 thumbs up

I kept getting awful ones, so I am going to stick the one I had playing in high school

 

"The Self Proclaimed Lord of Garbage Time"

#8 | 4 days ago

+1 thumbs up

Steve "The Fijian"

 

Whatever that is.

#9 | 4 days ago

rootman54 wrote:

Steve "The Fijian"

 

Whatever that is.

+1 thumbs up

There's also Root "Hundred Dollar Bills man"

I like that one better.

#10 | 4 days ago

Jubanator14 wrote:
I am "The Air Conditioner"

Must be because I am really cool. Granted I had to do it several times before getting that. I just think getting "South Dakota" wasn't that great.
Boo. I'm the Air Conditioner too...
#11 | 4 days ago

I was "the Bootslayer" sounds a little to much like Jason Williams and OJ to me.
#12 | 4 days ago

+1 thumbs up"Hogswaggler"  Sounds dirty.
#13 | 4 days ago

(Edited 05/09/08 5:37PM by Nate)
Nathan "The Guantlet" Acreman...whatever the hell that means.
#14 | 4 days ago

+1 thumbs upMike "The Gaunlet" Kish... I'd like to thank the NBA Playoffs nickname generator for making me sound more fearsome than I ever could be.
#15 | 3 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
Mike "The Gaunlet" Kish... I'd like to thank the NBA Playoffs nickname generator for making me sound more fearsome than I ever could be.
+1 thumbs upWait, how can there be two effing gauntlets?  I thought I was the gauntlet!?!  We better be playing for the same team or I am suing you for name infringement.



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