Considering Holyfield is 45 and probably has four brain cells left, that's probably not a good idea. But what about Iron Mike? How's he doing these days? Uh, not so well. Here's a picture of Tyson that was taken in Beverly Hills after he got done eating - surprise, surprise - at Mr. Chow's restaurant. Dude is huge, and not in a good way.
In case you want a comparison from his boxing days, here you go.
So yeah, a fight between a brain dead fighter and a human blimp. Man, I'm more than willing to throw down 50 hard earned dollars on Pay-per-View for that. But only because I think Tyson will actually eat Holyfield's whole ear this time. Not because he's mad at Holyfield, but just because he's hungry.
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