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You Can Call Off That Potential Holyfield vs Tyson Rematch On Account Of Fatness
4/25/08
If there was ever any indication that boxing is in its death throes, it's that there are continual rumors that Evander Holyfield wants to box against Mike Tyson one more time this summer. And I'm not making that up, it's been in the news, and continues to persist.
Considering Holyfield is 45 and probably has four brain cells left, that's probably not a good idea. But what about Iron Mike? How's he doing these days? Uh, not so well. Here's a picture of Tyson that was taken in Beverly Hills after he got done eating - surprise, surprise - at Mr. Chow's restaurant. Dude is huge, and not in a good way.

In case you want a comparison from his boxing days, here you go.

So yeah, a fight between a brain dead fighter and a human blimp. Man, I'm more than willing to throw down 50 hard earned dollars on Pay-per-View for that. But only because I think Tyson will actually eat Holyfield's whole ear this time. Not because he's mad at Holyfield, but just because he's hungry.
Considering Holyfield is 45 and probably has four brain cells left, that's probably not a good idea. But what about Iron Mike? How's he doing these days? Uh, not so well. Here's a picture of Tyson that was taken in Beverly Hills after he got done eating - surprise, surprise - at Mr. Chow's restaurant. Dude is huge, and not in a good way.

In case you want a comparison from his boxing days, here you go.

So yeah, a fight between a brain dead fighter and a human blimp. Man, I'm more than willing to throw down 50 hard earned dollars on Pay-per-View for that. But only because I think Tyson will actually eat Holyfield's whole ear this time. Not because he's mad at Holyfield, but just because he's hungry.
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