1.) You know what a pivot is and have worked on one.

2.) "Vacation" means going to Lincoln or Omaha for the weekend.

3.) You use your life savings to go to the yearly Nebraska-Colorado game.

4.) You know the Woodmen tower is not made of wood.

5.) You have more "One time when I was detassling..." stories  than you do "One time at band camp..." stories

6.) You know the difference between sweet corn and field corn when they are still on the stalk.

7.) Being called a hick is not an insult, it is a compliment.

8.) You can tell that it is a farmer working in the field and not a UFO.

9.) People from the New York area have a hard time believing you have electricity, no matter how many times you tell them.

10.) You can shuck a corn of cob in less then 10 seconds.

11.) You can eat a corn of cob with no utensils in under 20 seconds.

12.) You fly your American flag at half staff when the Huskers lose a football game.

13.) You know how to pronounce Beatrice, Norfolk and Kearney.

14.) You have hid in a cornfield from the police.

15.) It is a rare occasion to see a stoplight.

16.) The only sea you have been to is red.

17.) You know what Aksarben is and it has nothing to do with being Nebraska spelled backwards.

18.) You are part of the population of the third largest "city" in the state on game days.

19.) You know what a Runza is.. and like it.

20.) You know that it is a sower on the top of a capitol not a bowler.

21.) You have made people believe that there are still Native Americans out here.

22.) You measure distance in hours.

23.) Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor.

24.) You know everyone in town.

25.) You remember every national championship, where it was, and the outcome.

26.) You have seen a tornado.

27.) You talk to random people you don't know and end up with their address and phone number and no you are not going to kill or rape them.

28.) You love it when people think you go "Cow-Tipping".

29.) You can tell the difference between Cow Crap, Pig Crap, and Chicken Crap.

30.) You have seen snow in the middle of April.

31.) You have gone from shorts and a tank top to sweat pants and a sweat shirt and back in a matter of hours.

32.) You can name everyone you graduated with. 
33.) You know what 4-H is.
34.) You ever went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road. 
35.)  You used to drag "main."
36.)You said the 'F' word and your parents knew within an hour.
37.) You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers since you know which ones would bust you. 
38.) School gets canceled for a sports team going to State 
39.) You could never buy cigarettes cause all the store clerks knew how old you were.
40.) When you did find someone old enough to buy smokes for you, you had to drive down country backroads to smoke them.
41.) You never missed a Homecoming parade.
42). You still go home for Homecoming.
43.) It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.
44.) You had a senior skip day.
45.) The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
46.) You can't help but date a friend's ex.
47.) Your car is allways filthy from the dirt backroads.
48.) You think that kids who ride skateboards are
weird.
49.) The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snotty" when it is just like your town.
50. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise.
51. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich people."
52. The people in the big citydress funny then you pick up on the cool new trend two years later.
53. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.
54. On Fridays, anyone you want to find can be at Main Street or the local resturants.
55. Weekend excitement involves a trip to Walmart
56. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.
57. You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you need a ride.
58. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name.
59. The closest "cool stores" are at least 45 miles away.

60. You dont lower your standards down for a stake not from Nebraska.

61. Would much rather have Iowa as an ocean.