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3/14/08
You Too Can Drain The Lizard Where Peyton Manning Once Did

I realize that sports memorabilia is a huge business. People suckers will pay an awful lot of money for something that essentially has no real value because it gives them some kind of close personal connection to a sport. But sometimes it goes a bit too far.

As you may know, the dump that is the RCA Dome is soon going to be torn down. And in one last desperate ploy to make some money off of it, the Colts are auctioning off official locker room urinals. It's your turn to pee like the pros.
Locker Room Urinal directly from the Colts locker room. There are only a limited number of these collectible pieces available. Do not miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to own an authentic piece of the RCA Dome. This item will come with a letter of authenticity signed by Jim Irsay, owner of the Indianapolis Colts.
I was afraid they might try and pull the old urinal switch-a-roo on me, but now that Irsay has authenticated it, I feel much better. Maybe I can even carry it to Colts games next year and get Peyton to sign it, or possibly throw a urinal cake into it.

The bids are currently at $550, but I can't really tell if that's high or not because purchasing urinals isn't really my thing.

There are also other curious items up for auction as well, including the mid-field helmet turf logo for a minimum of $10,000. The question of course is where do you put a 30ft by 30ft patch of artificial turf? If you said the living room, then it's obviously been a while since you've had a date. And it's going to be even longer before you get another one.

But my guess is that describes most of the Colts' fanbase anyway.
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Any word on the toilets? Not a fan of the urinals, but give me a toilet any day. ha - ridiculous
 
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Will it come with the plaque that says,

 

"Clarence Verdin relieved himself here."

 
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Wow, what an opportunity!  Now I too have the opportunity to catch the exact strains of Herpes Simplex 2, Venereal Warts, Clymydia, Gonerrhea, Crab Lice, Syphlis, Human Immunovirus Virus, Epstein-Barr Syndrome and any other communicable STD that a bunch of 'roided up sex addicts with stripper fetishes and millions in their pockets have -- all without leaving my e-bay web site! 

 
 
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