Let me start this off.....Your momma is so ugly that she tried to enter a ugly contest and got turned away because they were accepting no professionals.

Yo mama's so stanky, her yeast infection is sour dough.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, when she smiles everyone just sloowws downnnn

Yo mama's so fat, the biatch fell down and broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama's so fat, her high school year book picture was an aerial photograph.

I got more if you want em...LOL

Your Momma so fat....she uses Yankee Stadium as a bowl.

Your momma so fat.......you can play handball off her back.

Yo mama's so poor, I saw the biach kickin' a can down the street and I said what yo doin? And she says, mooooovin'

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house

Yo mama's so fat, whenever she wears a red shirt all the kids come runnin' up to her sayin' HEY KOOLAID!

Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back!"

Yo mama's so cheap, she's on the dollar menu.

Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world.

Yo mama's is so stupid when she went to Walgreen's she said "hey, these walls isn't green.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits out butter

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow and gums are so black, she looks like she has a Pittsburgh Steeler helmet

Yo momma so fat, she sweats bacon grease

Yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.

Yo mama is so fat she makes Sumo wrestlers look anerexic.

Yo mamma's so ugly that when the kids come knocking on the door for trick or treat, they give her candy.

Yo momma's so skinny she can dodge out rain drops.

Yo momma so black, the only way people can see her at night is if she smiled

Yo momma so ugly, that Ugly walked up to her and said 'I want to be like you when I grow up'

Yo momma is so stupid, her IQ is jell-0

Yo momma has a gap inbetween her teeth that says 'Next stop 2 miles'

Yo momma has a flat head where your dad rests his beer on

Yo momma so fat that when she sits on four quarters, she compresses it into a dollar.

Yo momma so old she owes the Flintstones a bone.