Youth Golf Tournment Overlaps With Strip Club Event

Youth Golf Just Got Awesome

6/25/08 in Golf   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect


I hate watching pro golf. Don't ask why, just accept it. So I'd have to imagine that watching youth golf would be 100 times worse than watching pro golf. But you know what, this might make me change my mind.

It seems in Colorado that a youth golf tournament - for kids ages 7 to 12 - was invaded by a group of strippers.

Now that...that's just awesome.

The youth golfers hadn't completed their Monday morning tournament at the Eagle Trace Golf Course before participants arrived in limousines for the Shotgun Willie's Charity Golf Tournament. The latter event featured 144 patrons perverts of the strip club paired with 70 strippers who served as caddies.

Even more hilarious, the strippers and the kids were in the clubhouse at the same time.
Golf course workers say the Shotgun Willie's dancers were not allowed to strip down to their bikinis until after the children had been picked up by their parents.

"They were not allowed to go topless," said a golf course employee. "They were just flirting with the guys."
Well that's good to know. I'm sure all the parents approved, right?
"When I walked into the club house to look for my girls, I saw a woman straddling a male at a dining table," said a mother who picked up her two children at the golf club.
All right, maybe not.

So how did this happen? It was "a mistiming," according to the manager of the club. Which is too bad. Because if I had shown up, it would have been "perfect timing."

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6/25/08   |   MarkTheShark   |   590 respect

Jubanator14 wrote:
Touche'. But the kids were 7-12.

I know, dang kids. It's sad that they caused everybody so much grief. Hopefully the strippers were not traumatized too much and will return to next years tournament.

6/25/08   |   Braveswin

That is just one reason I'm proud to live in Colorado, I wait for the day that happy "mistiming" happens to me.

6/25/08   |   Jubanator14   |   367 respect

Is the trivia questions for you guys the one with the picture of the two hot Florida St. girls? The picture seems perfect for this post.

6/25/08   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Jubanator14 wrote:
Touche'. But the kids were 7-12.

Hey, it's never too early to learn about life.

6/25/08   |   Jubanator14   |   367 respect

wrote:
Come on, give yourself more credit than that.  I keep a 7 wood in my bag.

Seriously though, I golf at Eagle Trace semi-regularly, and this is just funny.

Touche'. But the kids were 7-12.

6/25/08   |   Jubanator14   |   367 respect

Talk about a 3 wood.