I hate watching pro golf. Don't ask why, just accept it. So I'd have to imagine that watching youth golf would be 100 times worse than watching pro golf. But you know what, this might make me change my mind.
It seems in Colorado that a youth golf tournament - for kids ages 7 to 12 - was invaded by a group of strippers.
Now that...that's just awesome.
The youth golfers hadn't completed their Monday morning tournament at the Eagle Trace Golf Course before participants arrived in limousines for the Shotgun Willie's Charity Golf Tournament. The latter event featured 144 patrons
Even more hilarious, the strippers and the kids were in the clubhouse at the same time.
Golf course workers say the Shotgun Willie's dancers were not allowed to strip down to their bikinis until after the children had been picked up by their parents.Well that's good to know. I'm sure all the parents approved, right?
"They were not allowed to go topless," said a golf course employee. "They were just flirting with the guys."
"When I walked into the club house to look for my girls, I saw a woman straddling a male at a dining table," said a mother who picked up her two children at the golf club.All right, maybe not.
So how did this happen? It was "a mistiming," according to the manager of the club. Which is too bad. Because if I had shown up, it would have been "perfect timing."