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8/14/09

FanIQ Caption Contest: Mike Tyson Preparing To Cut Joe Jonas' Hair

Alright, Mike... Put Down The Shears, And Please Step Back [FanIQ Caption Contest]

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You know the rules, folks. Caption this picture of Mike Tyson wielding what looks like a dangerous weapon that should never be in Mike Tyson's hands. Give your best caption, and whoever ends up with the most thumbs up will be the winner. Give us your best!

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8/14/09

mk_donley

5	I dont bite men's ears off anymore, but I can use THESE!!!.......Where are yoooooooouuuuuuu Holyfield?

8/14/09

mk_donley

5	I dont bite men's ears off anymore, but I can use THESE!!!.......Where are yoooooooouuuuuuu Holyfield?

8/14/09

drn0iswatr

5	Lorena Bobbitt has nothing on me.....

8/14/09

CarolynB

1	mk_donley wrote: I dont bite men's ears off anymore, but I can use THESE!!!.......Where are yoooooooouuuuuuu Holyfield? Oh, that is so wrong.....ROFLMAO

8/14/09

CarolynB

2	I sure don't want to be no where near him with those in his hand......he might snap.....

8/14/09

Herb_and_Spice

1	Just a few more snips and I'll have all the buttons of this pink shirt off...

8/14/09

Superbleeder

4	I cant believe someone is stupid enough to let me cut there hair with these.

8/14/09

cyzygy11

3	My shearing style is unstoppable! My trimming method is impregnable! I will assiduously manage your children's topiary! For a nominal fee and requisite photo op, of course...