Henry Surtees Killed in Freak Formula Two Accident Sunday

7/20/09 in Formula One   |   Brinson   |   respect

Henry Surtees, the son of 1964 Formula One World Champion John Surtees, died tragically in a race at Brands Hatch in England on Sunday. S...

Holy Yes, Pacman: New Video of Adam Jones 'Making it Rain' Surfaces Thanks to Court Case

7/17/09 in NFL   |   Brinson   |   respect

With Adam "Don't Call Me Pacman" Jones no longer an NFL player (for now anyway), it seemed as if "Making it Rain" was destined ...

Shaq Helps Damon Jones Remain Relevant by Including Him in a Michael Jackson 'Beat It' Tribute

7/16/09 in NBA   |   Brinson   |   respect

Everyone was very sad that Michael Jackson died, for obvious reasons: even if he was creepy, his music was still amazing. Which probably explains w...

Was Jean Van de Velde's Collapse at Carnoustie 10 Years Ago the Biggest Meltdown in Sports History?

7/15/09 in Golf   |   Brinson   |   respect

Michael Jackson once asked us, "Do you remember the time?" Well, do you? Because what I'm talking about is 1999 at the British Open, when...

Jon Stewart's Life = Complete Thanks to Jim Cramer's Approval of Lenny Dykstra's Genius

7/15/09 in MLB   |   Brinson   |   respect

Lenny Dykstra is broke, y'all. And you didn't need me to tell you that. Because it was obvious -- from the first moment that Nails started flauntin...

Video Evidence of Phil Rivers Losing at His QB Camp Surfaces, Proves He's a Bigger Man than LeBron James

7/15/09 in NFL   |   Brinson   |   respect

Philip Rivers is kind enough to hold a quarterback camp in which he helps train youngsters in the art of being, as Chris Chase put it at Shutdown C...

Rudy Fernandez Scores Five Points in Three Seconds, Which Is Also How Long You Should Wait to Leave Work

3/27/09 in NBA   |   Brinson   |   respect

As my man Skeets would say, embrace the weekend, people! No seriously, do. And if you happen to be outside the early bounce-out time frame known as...

Marlins Hair Rules Manage to Make Hanley Ramirez 'Sick of This Sh*t'

3/27/09 in MLB   |   Brinson   |   respect

Hanley Ramirez is all the Marlins have in this lonely, desolate world that we call baseball. Okay, that's a bit of a stretch, because the Marlins s...

Marcus Denman Buries Halftime, Third-of-the-Floor Buzzer Beater for Missouri

3/27/09 in NCAABB   |   Brinson   |   respect

Matt Snyder did a fantastic job getting this puppy up this morning, because, considering all the NCAA games were relatively boring (despite the ups...

Word on the Street: Billy Gillispie Out at Kentucky, Billy Donovan Leaving Florida for UK

3/26/09 in NCAABB   |   Brinson   |   respect

Billy Gillispie's firing has been rumored for quite some time now. Or, at least, everyone's been saying that Kentucky is basketball-crazy enough to...

Shawn Johnson's Stalker Busted Trying to Enter Dancing With the Stars Studio Lot

3/26/09 in Locker Room   |   Brinson   |   respect

Shawn Johnson won an Olympic gold medal at age 17. She also pulled a "Dancing With the Stars" invitation this season. Unfortunately, that...

Anna Kournikova Dominates Jimmy Fallon in Beer Pong

3/26/09 in Tennis   |   Brinson   |   respect

Jimmy Fallon has already gone head-to-head with Serena Williams in beer pong ... and lost. And last night he took on a much hotter more formidable ...

TO's Reason for No-Showing Bills' Workout? Getting an Alzheimers' Charity Award ... How You Feel Now, Haters?

3/26/09 in NFL   |   Brinson   |   respect

Terrell Owens gets nearly zero relief from the media in all cases involving him and his teammates or coaches. This is because over the years, he ha...

Lil' Curry Might Want to Shoot Up Tobacco Road

3/25/09 in NCAABB   |   Brinson   |   respect

Seth Curry, younger brother of Davidson superstar Stephen Curry, announced yesterday that he would transfer from Liberty after this year. That news...

Lance Armstrong Makes Case for Best Athlete Twitterer, Tweets Surgery

3/25/09 in Cycling   |   Brinson   |   respect

Lance Armstrong is quietly one of the best Athatweeters out there (yes, I just made that up and yes, it's horrible). He stays active, and while his...