Greg LeMond and Lance Armstrong Aren't Exactly Friends

9/26/08 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

Lance Armstrong was hoping to have a celebratory press conference Thursday to formally announce his return to cycling and to introduce his new ...

He'll Probably Get Busted For Doping Too

9/11/08 in Cycling   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Why Lance Armstrong and Roger Clemens are basically the same guy. [The Big Lead] Maria Sharapova went to New York's Fashion Week with a gnome. A...

Cycling Will Be Relevant In America Again, At Least For One Year

9/8/08 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

VeloNews reports that 37-year-old Lance Armstrong plans to return next year to competitive road races and will compete in the 2009 Tour de Fran...

Lance Armstrong Is A Lady Killer...According To Lance Armstrong

9/5/08 in Cycling   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Lance Armstrong says the ladies have no complaints about him. Really? I can think of at least one complaint. [Deadspin] The NFL is teaming up wi...

Spain's International Sports Domination Continues

7/27/08 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

The way this year is going, I might even predict Sergio Garcia will win the PGA Championship. OK, that may be pushing it, but the Spaniards are...

Cadel Evans Is Having One Hell Of A Tour de France

7/23/08 in Cycling   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I'm not a big fan of cycling now that Lance Armstrong is out of the sport. Well, I've actually never been a fan of cycling, period. But if Austra...

Jan Ullrich Gets Owned In The Alps

7/22/08 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

Many of the most memorably Tour de France moments have happened on the climb up L'Alpe-d'Huez. It's a winding, staggering climb that is more sl...

Hey, Watch Out For That Sign

7/19/08 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

I'm not sure whose brilliant idea it was to put a short traffic sign in the middle of the road, but it is France after all. The good ne...

Uphill Climb To Respectability Takes Another Fall

7/18/08 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

Tour de Farce, Tour de Doping, call it what you will, but we still can't call the sport of cycling anywhere close to clean. Italian cyclist R...

This Post Is Just An Excuse To Show You Dogs Getting Hit By Bikes

7/5/08 in Cycling   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I know that none of you care about the Tour de France because we no longer have Lance Armstrong dominating those puny Europeans year after ye...

Don't Mess With Lance Armstrong

6/18/08 in Cycling   |   Jon   |   5 respect

Good evening Sir, my name is Chad. I come from a rough area. I used to be a pretty good cyclist, but then I poked Lance Armstrong. That i...

See You In Hell Bike!

5/15/08 in Cycling   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I'm not sure what it's like to be a cyclist who isn't Lance Armstrong. You're not rich, you're not famous, and no one knows who you are. ...

Blog Patrol: Women + Steroids = Do Not Want

3/28/08 in Cycling   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Women and steroids are a horrible, horrible mix. With hideous picture included. [Food Court Lunch] David Stern: huge jackass. [With Leather] ...

You Can Cremate Your Son After You Pee In This Cup

3/17/08 in Cycling   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I know that a lot of sports are doing their best to keep pace with performance enhancing drugs, particularly cycling, where cheating is rampant b...

Spectacular Revolution 2 Cycling Crash in Melbourne; Talladega Has Nothing On This

12/21/07 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

Talladega race track is known for its massive pileups but I think they've been outdone by Vodafone Arena in Melbourne, Australia, host of t...