See You In Hell Bike!

5/15/08 in Cycling   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I'm not sure what it's like to be a cyclist who isn't Lance Armstrong. You're not rich, you're not famous, and no one knows who you are. ...

Blog Patrol: Women + Steroids = Do Not Want

3/28/08 in Cycling   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Women and steroids are a horrible, horrible mix. With hideous picture included. [Food Court Lunch] David Stern: huge jackass. [With Leather] ...

You Can Cremate Your Son After You Pee In This Cup

3/17/08 in Cycling   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I know that a lot of sports are doing their best to keep pace with performance enhancing drugs, particularly cycling, where cheating is rampant b...

Spectacular Revolution 2 Cycling Crash in Melbourne; Talladega Has Nothing On This

12/21/07 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

Talladega race track is known for its massive pileups but I think they've been outdone by Vodafone Arena in Melbourne, Australia, host of t...

Lance Armstrong ... and Ashley Olsen?

10/31/07 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

Here's a fun and slightly disturbing rumor: Lance Armstrong and his daughter Ashley Olsen. Maybe it was just part of Armstrong's Halloween costum...

Tour de France Leader, Michael Rasmussen, Kicked Out for Cheating

7/26/07 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

Time for the sport of cycling to take a time out. Push the reset button and call this Tour de France over. When you can't survive two consecutive d...