Jan Ullrich Gets Owned In The Alps

7/22/08 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

Many of the most memorably Tour de France moments have happened on the climb up L'Alpe-d'Huez. It's a winding, staggering climb that is more sl...

Hey, Watch Out For That Sign

7/19/08 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

I'm not sure whose brilliant idea it was to put a short traffic sign in the middle of the road, but it is France after all. The good ne...

Uphill Climb To Respectability Takes Another Fall

7/18/08 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

Tour de Farce, Tour de Doping, call it what you will, but we still can't call the sport of cycling anywhere close to clean. Italian cyclist R...

Tour De France without doping = hopeless?

7/18/08 in Cycling   |   Steph_Andero   |   1 respect

In 1924, Henri Pelissier, who won the 1923 Tour de France, and his brother Francis said:   "You have no idea what the Tour de France is...

This Post Is Just An Excuse To Show You Dogs Getting Hit By Bikes

7/5/08 in Cycling   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I know that none of you care about the Tour de France because we no longer have Lance Armstrong dominating those puny Europeans year after ye...

Don't Mess With Lance Armstrong

6/18/08 in Cycling   |   Jon   |   5 respect

Good evening Sir, my name is Chad. I come from a rough area. I used to be a pretty good cyclist, but then I poked Lance Armstrong. That i...

See You In Hell Bike!

5/15/08 in Cycling   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I'm not sure what it's like to be a cyclist who isn't Lance Armstrong. You're not rich, you're not famous, and no one knows who you are. ...

Family on Bikes Cycles

4/11/08 in Cycling   |   Steph_Andero   |   1 respect

Meet the Vogels - John, Nancy and ten-year-old twins Davy and Daryl. In June they're starting on a 30 month bike trip in Prudhoe Bay Alaska and goi...

Blog Patrol: Women + Steroids = Do Not Want

3/28/08 in Cycling   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Women and steroids are a horrible, horrible mix. With hideous picture included. [Food Court Lunch] David Stern: huge jackass. [With Leather] ...

You Can Cremate Your Son After You Pee In This Cup

3/17/08 in Cycling   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I know that a lot of sports are doing their best to keep pace with performance enhancing drugs, particularly cycling, where cheating is rampant b...

Spectacular Revolution 2 Cycling Crash in Melbourne; Talladega Has Nothing On This

12/21/07 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

Talladega race track is known for its massive pileups but I think they've been outdone by Vodafone Arena in Melbourne, Australia, host of t...

Lance Armstrong ... and Ashley Olsen?

10/31/07 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

Here's a fun and slightly disturbing rumor: Lance Armstrong and his daughter Ashley Olsen. Maybe it was just part of Armstrong's Halloween costum...

Floyd Landis Loses Doping Case; Must Forfeit Tour de France Title, Ego

9/20/07 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

Floyd Landis opted to defend himself in this case against USADA which might have saved him some money, but it didn't save his Tour de France title....

Tour de France: Another Cyclist Hits Dog, Then Wins Stage 18

7/27/07 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

They keep this up, PETA is going to move it's headquarters from Flowery Branch, GA straight to Paris. Sandy Casar of France crashed after hittin...

Tour de France Leader, Michael Rasmussen, Kicked Out for Cheating

7/26/07 in Cycling   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

Time for the sport of cycling to take a time out. Push the reset button and call this Tour de France over. When you can't survive two consecutive d...