To steal a line from Tim Twentyman of the Detroit News, "Ain't no party like a Grand Blanc party."

Three cheers to the organizers of the Buick Open who had the brilliant idea, and cajones, to pair rockin' golfer John Daly with Detroit native rocker Kid Rock.

I'm sure this is no surprise to anyone, but their 18-hole round was more party than practice for Daly. Kid Rock drank beer for most of the round, had a few ladies amongst his posse and spent as much time signing autographs with Big John as they did actually playing golf. It was the largest gallery the event has ever seen, a gallery that stayed with the two stars (is Rock still a star?) for the entirety of their lengthy six hour round.

At one point Kid Rock announced he'd give the loudest cheering fan tickets to his next concert. Kid Rock dished out eight tickets in total.

But the highlight was when Daly grabbed Kid's tall can of Budweiser and used it as his tee. Daly smashed both the ball and the can, apparently sending the former 300 yards further than the latter.

Honestly, the only surprise was the John didn't shotgun the beer immediately after his follow through. Chances of Daly showing up late to his tee-time this morning: 5/2.

HT: FanHouse

I hate watching pro golf. Don't ask why, just accept it. So I'd have to imagine that watching youth golf would be 100 times worse than watching pro golf. But you know what, this might make me change my mind.

It seems in Colorado that a youth golf tournament - for kids ages 7 to 12 - was invaded by a group of strippers.

Now that...that's just awesome.

The youth golfers hadn't completed their Monday morning tournament at the Eagle Trace Golf Course before participants arrived in limousines for the Shotgun Willie's Charity Golf Tournament. The latter event featured 144 patrons perverts of the strip club paired with 70 strippers who served as caddies.

Even more hilarious, the strippers and the kids were in the clubhouse at the same time.

Golf course workers say the Shotgun Willie's dancers were not allowed to strip down to their bikinis until after the children had been picked up by their parents.

"They were not allowed to go topless," said a golf course employee. "They were just flirting with the guys."

Well that's good to know. I'm sure all the parents approved, right?

"When I walked into the club house to look for my girls, I saw a woman straddling a male at a dining table," said a mother who picked up her two children at the golf club.

All right, maybe not.

So how did this happen? It was "a mistiming," according to the manager of the club. Which is too bad. Because if I had shown up, it would have been "perfect timing."

[HT: Fanhouse]