A Kentucky Derby Preview For You, With Hot Chicks In Hats So You'll Actually Read It.

5/1/09 in Horse Racing   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

All right everyone. I'm not sure how much you all like horse racing, but frankly, I don't care, especially since I'm the one writing the articles h...

In Honor Of The Kentucky Derby, Here Are The Dirtiest And Most Ridiculous Racehorse Names Ever

5/1/09 in Horse Racing   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

This weekend the biggest thing going on is of course Bulls versus Celtics Game 7 the Kentucky Derby. This year's favorite is I Want Revenge, which ...

This Won't Excite Horse Enthusiasts

4/28/09 in Horse Racing   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

The Kentucky Derby is this weekend, which means once again it's time for pageantry and tradition....and people going nuts about how racehor...

Horse Racing Has A Danica Patrick

2/20/09 in Horse Racing   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

The only times I watch horse racing are the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness, and the Belmont if a horse has a chance at the Triple Crown. That's it. ...

A Great American Tradition - The Preakness Urinal Run - Is No More

2/5/09 in Horse Racing   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

It's a sad day today folks, because America is losing one of its great traditions - the coveted urinal run at the Preakness Stakes. For those o...

Big Brown's Triple Crown Loss Seems Sweeter Than Ever Now

6/25/08 in Horse Racing   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I'm not sure how to put this any other way: Rick Dutrow is a slimeball of epic proportions. Dutrow achieved mammoth jackass status when he th...

Rumors Are Flying About Big Brown's Awful Belmont Performance, But Dutrow Should Just Look In The Mirror

6/10/08 in Horse Racing   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

For anyone who's been paying attention to the news of late, then you know that uber-slimeball Rick Dutrow, the trainer for Big Brown, is slightl...

Rick Dutrow Jr. Will Be Having The Crow With Mango Salsa

6/7/08 in Horse Racing   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

Belmont's 1.5 mile track was too much for Big Brown. Kent Desormeaux may have very well saved the sport of horse racing a major headache...

The Triple Crown Awaits Big Brown

6/7/08 in Horse Racing   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

UPDATE: Casino Drive officially pulled out of the Belmont Stakes this morning, making my preview essentially worthless only 8 hours after I wro...

Man, This Is Just Too Easy

6/5/08 in Horse Racing   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Big Brown is now endorsed by Hooters. Just leave your jokes below in the comments. [The Sporting Blog] Yet another reason why Duke sucks. They...

Girl Jockeys Gone Wild

5/29/08 in Horse Racing   |   Jon   |   5 respect

In a case currently going through the Scottish legal system, jockey Jenny Riding admitted to attacking soldier Stewart McEwan with a glass after he...

This Guy Obviously Had A Great Time At The Preakness

5/19/08 in Horse Racing   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

I'm not sure how many of you are familiar with the urinal run at the Preakness. It's probably more popular than the actual rac...

Big Brown May Finally Be The Triple Crown Horse We've Been Waiting For

5/17/08 in Horse Racing   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Like most people, I'm not any kind of huge horse racing fan, but I always watch the three legs of the Triple Crown, even when no horse has a ...

Big Brown May Be Barry Bonds In Disguise

5/17/08 in Horse Racing   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Big Brown is understandably the favorite to win today's Preakness, but he's also the favorite to potentially test dirty after it. That's beca...

A Tradition Unlike Any Other ... Idiots Dodging Wasted Beer

5/16/08 in Horse Racing   |   CriticalFanatic   |   respect

One of the most bizarre sports fans (and I use this term loosely here) traditions is the 'Running of the Urinals' that takes place at Pimli...