Obama's old high school apparently has the top athletic program in the country. And his nickname in high school was Barry O'Bomber. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. [Deadspin]

Tom Brady punks Leo DiCaprio. I approve. [With Leather]

The Dolphins tell Jason Taylor to get lost. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

Choose wisely, Bulls. [Rumors and Rants]

Hunter Pence may walk through glass doors, but he also has a hot girlfriend. [Bumpshack]

A traditionally black school is hiring a lot of white people in their athletic department. Anything wrong with that? [HBCU Sports Blog]

Ned Yost doesn't like blogs. Well, once he's fired he won't have to worry about them anymore. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

Interview with a few of the 'Sexy Sox Girls.' Warning: Not all are sexy. [Red Sox Monster]

In honor of Jon Lester's no hitter, Babe Ruth also helped throw a no hitter when he was with the Red Sox. By punching out an ump. [Simon on Sports]

MLB hates Canada. Eh? [Food Court Lunch]

Kid N' Play flat tops are back! Hell yes. [Simon on Sports]

College football recruits flashing their cash around on MySpace? Of course! [Brahsome]

What college basketball coaches would be doing if they weren't coaching. [Cats and Beer]

More Knicks hilarity, with special awesome quote goodness. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

NFL teams need to think about Andre Woodson. [Throwing Into Traffic]

Michelle Wie is dating Robin Lopez. [SI]