Fans Jason Follows

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by a**holes.

i love hot dogs

I have a sinking feeling this is going to be a loooooooong season

My shrink refers to them as "delusions of grandeur" or some horse $h*t. I prefer to think of them as "lofty ambitions".

Your eyes, your eyes tell me everything. The first, the last and in between, that's everything.

Oh, bother.

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

Quick is down! Quick is down! F*************uuuuudddddgggeeee!

Scarves Up!

I have no thoughts.

It's not nearly cold enough !

It's official, I'm toast. out/...

BOOYAH!!! NINERS BABY!!!!

@!$#@#$#%$@#$@ I HATE !$#%##%$@% WINTER!

"The legs feed the wolf"

I see no reason why they shouldn't marry and raise a family of beautiful wigs.--Rod Remington, Glee

Just dreaming about quick fantasy last night.

Never forget....9/11/01

Nice. Another inning down.

Honey badger doesn't give a sh!t.

Even thought the KINGS are a GREAT team, it's time for BASEBALL!!! GO YANKEES!!!

August is a terrible Sports month…get ready

BCS National Champions - War Eagle!!!

I got a gym membership and a cheese grater for my birthday. .#conflicted

Love you all guys!

Tough game v the Stars. Must figure them out before the playoffs.

Football season is over, time to start gearing up for Daytona and the NASCAR season.