Fans Jason Follows

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by a**holes.

i love hot dogs

I have a sinking feeling this is going to be a loooooooong season

My shrink refers to them as "delusions of grandeur" or some horse $h*t. I prefer to think of them as "lofty ambitions".

Your eyes, your eyes tell me everything. The first, the last and in between, that's everything.

Oh, bother.

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

Quick is down! Quick is down! F*************uuuuudddddgggeeee!

Failure is not an option. It's a step.

I have no thoughts.

It's not nearly cold enough !

I see no reason why they shouldn't marry and raise a family of beautiful wigs.--Rod Remington, Glee

It's official, I'm toast. out/...

Nice. Another inning down.

Never forget....9/11/01

Honey badger doesn't give a sh!t.

BOOYAH!!! NINERS BABY!!!!

2014 - The Year of the Popularity Contest….AGAIN! (smh)

...and the RANGERS WIN!!!! First shutout of Detroit since 1976!

Go BUCKS

@!$#@#$#%$@#$@ I HATE !$#%##%$@% WINTER!

"The legs feed the wolf"

Tough game v the Stars. Must figure them out before the playoffs.

Just dreaming about quick fantasy last night.

I got a gym membership and a cheese grater for my birthday. .#conflicted

Football season is over, time to start gearing up for Daytona and the NASCAR season.

headline: "Dwight Slights L.A!" I'm dreaming of a Dwight-less Xmas! Out of Dwight Out of Mind!