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Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by a**holes.

i love hot dogs

I have a sinking feeling this is going to be a loooooooong season

My shrink refers to them as "delusions of grandeur" or some horse $h*t. I prefer to think of them as "lofty ambitions".

Your eyes, your eyes tell me everything. The first, the last and in between, that's everything.

Oh, bother.

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

Quick is down! Quick is down! F*************uuuuudddddgggeeee!

Scarves Up!

I have no thoughts.

Honey badger doesn't give a sh!t.

BOOYAH!!! NINERS BABY!!!!

It's not nearly cold enough !

@!$#@#$#%$@#$@ I HATE !$#%##%$@% WINTER!

"The legs feed the wolf"

Nice. Another inning down.

I see no reason why they shouldn't marry and raise a family of beautiful wigs.--Rod Remington, Glee

#GetWellGiancarlo

Just dreaming about quick fantasy last night.

August is a terrible Sports month…get ready

It's official, I'm toast. out/...

Never forget....9/11/01

Even thought the KINGS are a GREAT team, it's time for BASEBALL!!! GO YANKEES!!!

John Daly wears ugly clothes.

headline: "Dwight Slights L.A!" I'm dreaming of a Dwight-less Xmas! Out of Dwight Out of Mind!

I've got three alarms waiting for the "End" in Dec.. After missing the end of the world twice, I'm not, repeat NOT, going to miss it again!

Finally A signing that makes us smile