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The Good: NHL & NBA playoffs on every night
The Bad: Bombarded with commercials
The Ugly: IT'S THE SAME EFFING ONES OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!

Let's FU rank them, shall we? Once we have come to a consensus of sorts, we'll go to the offending company's home office with pitchforks and torches then drag the offending executive outside to face the angry mob.

Got it? Good. Go Daddy! <--- eff them too.




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#5 | 93 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I had a crush on the Toyota Car Dealership lady until they showed her baby bump. Pregnant women are ewwwwww. F

The iPhone song's ummm meaning coupled with the story & imagery in that commercial is some next level lulz. 
"Pregnant women are ewwwwww."

I don't know how I feel about you right now.
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#1 | 93 days ago

faux-irreverent jingle
hipsters
dollar menus
crappy furniture


I hate you McDonalds. Die! Die! Die!
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#2 | 93 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
i won't get tired of the framily commercials. won't.  A

that apple song is the worst. i get it. it's pixies. and we're back to the 90's in culture swings, so they're hip i guess. but they as a band have moved smashing pumpkins down to number 2 for most annoying vocals. (it does give me a little pleasure though that it's about d**k.)  F-

i think the red couch is mcdonald's attempt at weird? F-

when i saw the first marionette one, it was the wife one and i was really hoping the fire-breathing feminists would make a scene about it, but they've stayed rather mum. maybe because they're not watching sports ergo not watching commercials. F

speaking of fire-breathing feminists....this one. j'aimerais un frotter sur son visage while she tells me that i'm the boss, just to put that showy bitch in her place. F

the new blake griffin kia commercial is delightful for now. i've only seen it once thus far. A

in my hgtv binges, i'm going a l'on demand so there's unavoidable short commercials. if i hear one more time that you get a cookie at check in at double tree hotels, i'm going to move to mexico. F

also, i don't understand your rating system so i forgont it.
#3 | 93 days ago

I hated the Gigantic song on the iPhone commercials at first...and now, oddly, I've grown fond of it. I already have an iPhone 5s though, so their little scheme didn't work.

I HATE the McDonalds red couch.

DirecTV - did your marketing execs not think this through? A marionette wife? Seriously? Creepy AF

I like the Verizon Framily...they're weird and funny.
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#4 | 93 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i won't get tired of the framily commercials. won't.  A

that apple song is the worst. i get it. it's pixies. and we're back to the 90's in culture swings, so they're hip i guess. but they as a band have moved smashing pumpkins down to number 2 for most annoying vocals. (it does give me a little pleasure though that it's about d**k.)  F-

i think the red couch is mcdonald's attempt at weird? F-

when i saw the first marionette one, it was the wife one and i was really hoping the fire-breathing feminists would make a scene about it, but they've stayed rather mum. maybe because they're not watching sports ergo not watching commercials. F

speaking of fire-breathing feminists....this one. j'aimerais un frotter sur son visage while she tells me that i'm the boss, just to put that showy bitch in her place. F

the new blake griffin kia commercial is delightful for now. i've only seen it once thus far. A

in my hgtv binges, i'm going a l'on demand so there's unavoidable short commercials. if i hear one more time that you get a cookie at check in at double tree hotels, i'm going to move to mexico. F

also, i don't understand your rating system so i forgont it.
I had a crush on the Toyota Car Dealership lady until they showed her baby bump. Pregnant women are ewwwwww. F

The iPhone song's ummm meaning coupled with the story & imagery in that commercial is some next level lulz. 
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#5 | 93 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I had a crush on the Toyota Car Dealership lady until they showed her baby bump. Pregnant women are ewwwwww. F

The iPhone song's ummm meaning coupled with the story & imagery in that commercial is some next level lulz. 
"Pregnant women are ewwwwww."

I don't know how I feel about you right now.
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#6 | 93 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I had a crush on the Toyota Car Dealership lady until they showed her baby bump. Pregnant women are ewwwwww. F

The iPhone song's ummm meaning coupled with the story & imagery in that commercial is some next level lulz. 
agreed on jan. i loved her.
#7 | 93 days ago

all the insurance commercials:  i'm over Flo and wish she would spear the geico lizard and roast him over a fire, farmers is really the worst.
radio djs selling technical schools
whattaburger: it's a texas thing, you aren't on my way home, the food is over rated and over priced
at & t , ugh, yell, wake that baby 
i like Coach Cower, but that time warner commercial ugh just ugh
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#8 | 93 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
agreed on jan. i loved her.
What can we say? We're a lovable bunch.  

Sincerely,
Jans everywhere
#9 | 93 days ago

Jess wrote:
"Pregnant women are ewwwwww."

I don't know how I feel about you right now.
I was the 'back up' ride to the hospital for my preg friend. Of course her hubby was out of town & I had to BE IN THERE HOLDING HER HAND WHEN THE BABY CAME!!!! It was horrific! I'm still deeply scarred.
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#10 | 93 days ago

Oh the sonics guys irritate me

If we're talking "local-ish" the "That's Hot!" Jack in the Box commercial irks me every time it airs. If you haven't seen it, it has this chick  named Georgia (we know her name because Jack starts the commercial by saying her name while apologizing to her - and she's not so hot) bobbing for apples at a company picnic. Jack - he's seriously got a jack-in-the-box giant head - and another dude are sitting there with burgers or something talking about how hot they are. Georgia hears them, thinks they're talking about her butt or something, and gets all nasty and indignant. Cut to Jack and his pal bending over picking up some papers at the office, and Georgia walks by and ogles them, saying "WOW That's HOT!" Jack says  to her, "you better be holding a sandwich." It would be funny if it didn't bring to light a double standard that pisses me off anyway when it comes to sexual harassment. And if Jack wasn't a creepy balloon-head and Georgia WAS hot.
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#11 | 93 days ago

Ummm...Isn't it Sprint Framily....not Verizon? 
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#12 | 93 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Ummm...Isn't it Sprint Framily....not Verizon? 
I think you're right.
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#13 | 93 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Ummm...Isn't it Sprint Framily....not Verizon? 
i was just about to say that. 

i hate that iphone one that looks like it's gonna be about something deep and interesting and then about the f***ing phone.

i only hate the sprint ones because of the word "framily"...it's not clever, just sounds stupid to me.


other

other.... hold pls.
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#14 | 92 days ago

Sprint, Verizon, Boost Mobile, Cellular One... all the same to me. lmao
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#15 | 86 days ago

One of my others. That Dunkin Donuts commercial with the acapella (wtf red line, I know how to spell acadamnpella) group. Bitch is all I can't do my acapella stuff til I have this iced coffee. F off, I've never heard anyone say give me an ice cold any damn thing before they sing. lies. Plus, I hate dunkin donuts, so there is that.
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#16 | 80 days ago

other other, those damn geico commercials where the paintings talk can f*** off.
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#17 | 79 days ago

Ummm, this commercial doesn't make me ill, actually it makes me giggle...TNT's new promo: BOOM!....they try.....
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#18 | 78 days ago

Where's the beef? 

(Oh, and the KINGS are a GREAT TEAM!!!)
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#19 | 53 days ago

All these ads are stupid and make no sense I usually look at the computer during commercials or read something.
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