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As the "young and talented" kteacher pointed out, Doc Emerick calling water polo is sublime. We need more of this. Specifically which play-by-play announcer should be calling which inane sports/ match-ups in London.

As the title suggests my choice is the Yankees Michael Kay calling Dream Team (ahem) games. His frontrunnery would be perfect for early round 58 point blowouts against Trinidad and Tabago or Vatican City.

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Teams: 2012 London Olympics
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#1 \| 293 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	Just a couple prologue notes here. Doc Emerick makes everything entertaining and has made my day teh last couple days with the US water polo calls while I'm at work. Secondly, does anyone else picture Al Trautwig doing gymnastics as the dirty pedo judge from the South Park beauty pageant episode? Ok, I'm voting for Mike Lange to cover women's field hockey.. "sheeeeeeeeee shoots and scores.. ah, give me a little slap and tickle"
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#1 \| 293 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	Just a couple prologue notes here. Doc Emerick makes everything entertaining and has made my day teh last couple days with the US water polo calls while I'm at work. Secondly, does anyone else picture Al Trautwig doing gymnastics as the dirty pedo judge from the South Park beauty pageant episode? Ok, I'm voting for Mike Lange to cover women's field hockey.. "sheeeeeeeeee shoots and scores.. ah, give me a little slap and tickle"
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#2 \| 293 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	Suzyn Waldman Decathlon: [shot of the crowd] "OH MY GAWD!!! OH! MY! That's, that's, that's DALEY THOMPSON!! He's here IN LONDON! Who would have guessed!?!?!" Enter the poll to see my answer
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#3 \| 293 days ago kteacher (+)	(Edited by kteacher) I think Brian Hayward would be "excellent" calling weight lifting.....(in fact lets get him to do a Ryan Seacrest like feature on the 300lb+ USA weighlifter chic with the bro in the NFL), trampolining, peace talks in the Middle East......etc.... AND HEY....don't think I don't realize you are poking fun at my Kings polls' titles with that "young and talented" mention. Jerkhole. lol (You just wait till next season's batch) Enter the poll to see my answer
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#4 \| 293 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	kteacher wrote: I think Brian Hayward would be "excellent" calling weight lifting.....(in fact lets get him to do a Ryan Seacrest like feature on the 300lb+ USA weighlifter chic with the bro in the NFL), trampolining, peace talks in the Middle East......etc.... AND HEY....don't think I don't realize you are poking fun at my Kings polls' titles with that "young and talented" mention. Jerkhole. lol (You just wait till next season's batch) You were my muse for this poll. I poke, cuz I luv. (awwwwwwww) On a related cheap shot note: Vin Scully should just talk non-stop by himself in the booth for those long-@ass, weird Race walking deals. "Aaaaand, there's a bird on the course." Enter the poll to see my answer
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#5 \| 293 days ago kteacher (+)	marcus_nyce wrote: You were my muse for this poll. I poke, cuz I luv. (awwwwwwww) On a related cheap shot note: Vin Scully should just talk non-stop by himself in the booth for those long-@ass, weird Race walking deals. "Aaaaand, there's a bird on the course." He'd also tell me what type of bird, the worms it just ate and regurgitated to it's young, the number of times that same type of bird visited the course, and whether or not it was related to the St. Louis Cardinal, the Toronto Blue Jay, or the Baltimore Orioles. THEN.....he'd reminisce about Rick Monday. I'd watch. #USAUSA Enter the poll to see my answer
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#6 \| 293 days ago Sharp Square (+)	(Edited by Sharp Square) I'll take some Mike Mayock calling just about anything ! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#7 \| 293 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	(Edited by The_Real_Stoney) marcus_nyce wrote: Suzyn Waldman Decathlon: [shot of the crowd] "OH MY GAWD!!! OH! MY! That's, that's, that's DALEY THOMPSON!! He's here IN LONDON! Who would have guessed!?!?!" I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.. DAN AND DAN ARE IN THE QUEENS BAAAAWX. GOODNESS GRACIOUS! OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN. THE DANS ARE STANDING NEXT TO THE QUEEN. ANDY PETTITE'S SMILING.. HE KNEW!!
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#8 \| 293 days ago JenX63 (+)	I have nothing to contribute really, since I despise most sports announcers, Buuut, I am enjoying this poll immensely! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#9 \| 293 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	JenX63 wrote: I have nothing to contribute really, since I despise most sports announcers, Buuut, I am enjoying this poll immensely! I'll just take that as: "Joe Buck ruining one of the few interesting live moments of the games." Well played. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#10 \| 293 days ago kobe_lova (+)	marcus_nyce wrote: I'll just take that as: "Joe Buck ruining one of the few interesting live moments of the games." Well played. If he was there or....THE OTHER ONE, I wouldn't even watch. I'd rather Seacrest or Dennis Miller. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#11 \| 293 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	kobe_lova wrote: If he was there or....THE OTHER ONE, I wouldn't even watch. I'd rather Seacrest or Dennis Miller. Can I interest you in Chris Hardwick hosting a "Talking Defeat" after-show for all the 'also rans' and sobbing tweens who didn't medal in gymnastics? Enter the poll to see my answer
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#12 \| 293 days ago JenX63 (+)	marcus_nyce wrote: I'll just take that as: "Joe Buck ruining one of the few interesting live moments of the games." Well played. Did you just call me Joe Buck? Enter the poll to see my answer
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#13 \| 293 days ago kteacher (+)	marcus_nyce wrote: Can I interest you in Chris Hardwick hosting a "Talking Defeat" after-show for all the 'also rans' and sobbing tweens who didn't medal in gymnastics? IN! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#14 \| 293 days ago kobe_lova (+)	marcus_nyce wrote: Can I interest you in Chris Hardwick hosting a "Talking Defeat" after-show for all the 'also rans' and sobbing tweens who didn't medal in gymnastics? Oh, how you tease my heart... THERE! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#15 \| 293 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	JenX63 wrote: Did you just call me Joe Buck? LMAO, no that was me talking for you. You're more of a McCarver anyway. [giggles/ducks] [gets 2 for flinching] Enter the poll to see my answer
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#16 \| 293 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	via my man Irv: Larry Merchant post event interviews with those who come in dead last. "Megmad'heij, that was a tough race and you've clearly disgraced an entire nation no one's ever heard of before tonight. What's next? Where do you go from here?" Enter the poll to see my answer
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#17 \| 293 days ago kobe_lova (+)	Do Boomer! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#18 \| 293 days ago kramer (+)	kobe_lova wrote: If he was there or....THE OTHER ONE, I wouldn't even watch. I'd rather Seacrest or Dennis Miller. Ryan Seacrest does not belong at the Olympics. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#19 \| 293 days ago kramer (+)	I'd like to see Mike Lange or Rick Jeanneret do swimming or water polo. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#20 \| 292 days ago kobe_lova (+)	marcus_nyce wrote: via my man Irv: Larry Merchant post event interviews with those who come in dead last. "Megmad'heij, that was a tough race and you've clearly disgraced an entire nation no one's ever heard of before tonight. What's next? Where do you go from here?" Seriously, do it... Berman, NOT Esiason. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#21 \| 292 days ago DeeRigga (+)	We need to get two great play callers from the Great Golden scoretables of Beyond: Chick Hearn, who called LA Lakers' games... and Johnny Most, The Froggy One that hollered out Boston Celtics' scores... Chick: James yo-yo's down the court, with a no look pass to Durant who feeds an alley oop to Kobe...SSSSLLLLAAAAAAMMMM DUNK!! Most: Phelps dives in, that Ryan kid right on his eva-lovin' tail...it's Phelps...Lochte...Phelps...Lochte... Phelps touches the wall first!!! He touched the wall first!!! It's BEDLAM in the pool!!! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#22 \| 292 days ago ML31 (+)	(Edited by ML31) Wait... Doc Emerick is calling the water polo? I've been watching the live streaming and there are NO commentators there. None. Just crowd noise, refs calling fouls and players and coaches yelling. (Fortunately I know the game so I know what's going on). I'm now super curious to hear Doc's calls. I like his hockey calls. He seems to get excited by nearly everything. I'm going to have to DVR one of NBC's tape delayed game broadcasts.
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#23 \| 292 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	kobe_lova wrote: Seriously, do it... Berman, NOT Esiason. Berman in Costas' role would make an obscure Pierre de Coubertin reference that no one under the age of 85 would get, as an awful transition to a Rebecca "Soni Playstation" intro featuring him screaming "FROM?" and Tom Jackson calling out "Southern Cal!" They are the only two people on the planet that enjoy it.-----> Deadspin eviscerates them twitter for 45 minutes. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#24 \| 292 days ago kobe_lova (+)	marcus_nyce wrote: Berman in Costas' role would make an obscure Pierre de Coubertin reference that no one under the age of 85 would get, as an awful transition to a Rebecca "Soni Playstation" intro featuring him screaming "FROM?" and Tom Jackson calling out "Southern Cal!" They are the only two people on the planet that enjoy it.-----> Deadspin eviscerates them twitter for 45 minutes. I love you muy mucho! I, too, thought of the Soni Playstation thing and now it's in his voice! I may need to bring a bottle over today! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#25 \| 292 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	This is turning into a charade type game, lol. Love it. Stoney do Craig Kilborn. Degree of difficulty points (like gymnastics or diving) if you go Van Earl Wright. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#26 \| 279 days ago anthonyrichardlouisnaught (+)	Sharp Square wrote: I'll take some Mike Mayock calling just about anything ! Mike Mayock sucks; can't stand to listen to him talking about Notre Dame. NBC paid a Titanic-boatload of money to broadcast ND football, and Mayock is glorifying the other team and calling ND lucky for making a play as good, if not better. He reminds me of Skip Bayless, without a sense of humor. I know. Skip Bayless has a sense of humor? Enter the poll to see my answer
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#27 \| 279 days ago anthonyrichardlouisnaught (+)	Al Michaels doing the Men's Basketball Finals (if Spain had beaten USA) -- CREE EN MILAGROS? ¡SI! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#28 \| 279 days ago kobe_lova (+)	marcus_nyce wrote: This is turning into a charade type game, lol. Love it. Stoney do Craig Kilborn. Degree of difficulty points (like gymnastics or diving) if you go Van Earl Wright. That's what it always was to me! I should've pm'd you "Boomer"...then had you do, and let someone Guess Who. lol Enter the poll to see my answer
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#29 \| 279 days ago kramer (+)	The more I think about Mike Lange the more hilarious it gets with water polo. "HEEEEEEE SHOOTS AND SCORES! Ah, get in the fast lane, grandma. The bingo game is ready to roll!" Enter the poll to see my answer
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