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20	Butt Scratching in public. When you are in a public place and your butt starts to itch but you just cant really reach back there and give it a good scratch, what do you do? FanIQ Pts? No \| Locker Room \| Closes Never \| Numeric Input Opinion Poll

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#6 \| 42 days ago derms33 (+)	if its butt ok, if its rectal...well, thats a bigger problem Enter the poll to see my answer
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#1 \| 42 days ago bmcannon1 (+)	As for myself. I try to find a corner edge of a brick wall and without anyone noticing, rub my buttocks back and forth to get the desired scratch and itch taken care of.
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#2 \| 42 days ago janet011685 (+)	bmcannon1 wrote: As for myself. I try to find a corner edge of a brick wall and without anyone noticing, rub my buttocks back and forth to get the desired scratch and itch taken care of. Like a bear rubbing up against a tree. Sadly, I can picture you doing that and it make me laugh so hard I ALMOST cried. lol
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#3 \| 42 days ago gayskip3girl (+)	Heck with that if it itches I am gonna scratch it.I do not care what people think.I scratch all other itches why should my little booty be any different.LOL Enter the poll to see my answer
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#4 \| 42 days ago WV_Mountaineer (+)	Always carry an emory board in case I need agood butt scratching.
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#5 \| 42 days ago yruwet2 (+)	YES....I'll scratch my arse if it needs scratching no matter where I am ..even waiting in line at the Walmart registers. If I have a scratch I will scratch it no matter what part of my body and no matter where I am! Now on pickin wedgies.... I'd guess ya have to wear underwear to do that.. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#6 \| 42 days ago derms33 (+)	if its butt ok, if its rectal...well, thats a bigger problem Enter the poll to see my answer
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#7 \| 42 days ago cuddles127017 (+)	I will manage to discreetly scratch it. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#8 \| 42 days ago Cop4Cubs (+)	I try to find a restroom to take care of the problem first if not I'm definitely a scratch where it itches type guy...
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#9 \| 42 days ago LJHeath73 (+)	I would whisper in my husband's ear that he needs to hide me, position him strategically, and scratch away!!
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#10 \| 42 days ago half_baked (+)	LJHeath73 wrote: I would whisper in my husband's ear that he needs to hide me, position him strategically, and scratch away!! okay now...I'm slightly confused about the "position him strategically" part....just who's butt are you scratching?
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#11 \| 42 days ago streetballer123 (+)	How about a quick dash to the bathroom and a nice relieving scratch....
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#12 \| 42 days ago Wordsmith (+)	WV_Mountaineer wrote: Always carry an emory board in case I need agood butt scratching. Ouch that sounds like it hurts! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#13 \| 42 days ago laylaspyda12 (+)	JUST SCRATCH it!!!!!!!! i mean who cares whats going on at that level anyway Enter the poll to see my answer
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#14 \| 42 days ago tumble_weed (+)	WV_Mountaineer wrote: Always carry an emory board in case I need agood butt scratching. O.K. Mountaineer, if you have to carry around an emery board, maybe an itchy butt is only part of the problem...
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#15 \| 42 days ago RichyMcWiggleSr (+)	"Butt scratcha? Butt scratchaaa? Butt scratcha? Butt scratchaaaaahhhhhhh? ... heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh" (Peter Griffin)
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#16 \| 42 days ago 18packabs (+)	Not like I know any of those people. Maybe for fun I would ask a passer by to scratch it for me...... Enter the poll to see my answer
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#17 \| 42 days ago kramer (+)	If it itches, scratch it. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#18 \| 42 days ago I_Bleed_Purple (+)	bmcannon1 wrote: As for myself. I try to find a corner edge of a brick wall and without anyone noticing, rub my buttocks back and forth to get the desired scratch and itch taken care of. This is awesome and exactly my answer too!
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#19 \| 42 days ago josh_draughn18 (+)	well my but is so small ( from taking them noassatall pills) <<<read slowly that noone would even notice me scratchin and if they did oh freaking well its my butt ill scratch it if i want to when i want to and where i want to
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#20 \| 42 days ago BigBasin1977 (+)	I like to announce that my butt itches then scratch it in front of everyone. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#21 \| 41 days ago kteacher (+)	janet011685 wrote: Like a bear rubbing up against a tree. Sadly, I can picture you doing that and it make me laugh so hard I ALMOST cried. lol I totally pictured the bear from the Charmin commercials. lol Enter the poll to see my answer
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#22 \| 41 days ago mojorisin188 (+)	I dont know about that. I would do it discreetly. In another room with no one around.
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#23 \| 41 days ago Cherrie (+)	Butt scratching wouldn't bother me, seeing someone scratching their crotch would just make me sick from trying not to laugh.
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#24 \| 41 days ago Daniel_and_Becca (+)	WTF crazy just scratch LOL Enter the poll to see my answer
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#25 \| 41 days ago ankurnathmishra (+)	I scratch when it itches no matter what. Enter the poll to see my answer
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#26 \| 41 days ago nimick5 (+)	That's where I come in and tell ya'll -na nana na na-"YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!" Gotcha bumscratcher!
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#27 \| 41 days ago WV_Mountaineer (+)	tumble_weed wrote: O.K. Mountaineer, if you have to carry around an emery board, maybe an itchy butt is only part of the problem... Easier to carry then a rake.
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#28 \| 41 days ago Alpha_Dawg (+)	just scratch it but don't sniff it!!!
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#29 \| 39 days ago oxbench (+)	It feels good. I think 'ya should try it. Giggles!!! Enter the poll to see my answer
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#30 \| 39 days ago oxbench (+)	Alpha_Dawg wrote: just scratch it but don't sniff it!!! unless you're a dogg 'en 'ya can sniff... Enter the poll to see my answer
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#31 \| 39 days ago Raj1869 (+)	WV_Mountaineer wrote: Always carry an emory board in case I need agood butt scratching. Tried this ever? Enter the poll to see my answer
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#32 \| 39 days ago Raj1869 (+)	Why be shy , friends? Just follow what our Sport stars do. Enter the poll to see my answer
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